maryanna devito

[No Laying Up @NoLayingUp]

If Scottie wins the Players, the Masters, has a child, gets arrested for a felony, and wins the PGA, do we call it the Scottie Slam?

[Vancouver Canucks @Canucks]

WINNER WINNER J.T MILLER

[maryanna devito @D3VITO]

Shout out to @PortMoodySoccer to employ a racist ref at our game last night who sent off a player that ‘gave him trouble last time’ both girls are non white and COMPLETELY different races and people. After confirming this end of game said ‘I would have approached it differently’

[maryanna devito @D3VITO]

Thinking about the time my coworker told me I wasn’t allowed to refer to my friends as my ‘buddies’ because I didn’t play hockey

[maryanna devito @D3VITO]

All I want is tickets to the Jonas brothers

[maryanna devito @D3VITO]

So happy we can customize our Snapchat AI. I made mine Walter from The Muppets. He is terrifying :)

[maryanna devito @D3VITO]

:(

[maryanna devito @D3VITO]

@mariahfarlz Same

[maryanna devito @D3VITO]

I’m just sayin…
@pinkwhitney @MonsterEnergy

[Vegas Golden Knights @GoldenKnights]

Dang Chicago took our guy

[Joel Dahmen @Joel_Dahmen]

June isn't over yet, which means #pantsdrunkforcancer is still going strong. For every RT of this post, @thelongdrink will donate $5 to the Dahmen Family Foundation to support cancer research.

OR reply with a pic of yourself enjoying a LD in your boxers & they'll donate $10!

[maryanna devito @D3VITO]

@Nik10askovic @MLS Nice!

[Adam Sandler @AdamSandler]

Go get em Happy. Pulling for you.

[maryanna devito @D3VITO]

Do everything with the confidence of an unqualified white man

[maryanna devito @D3VITO]

@mariahfarlz What the fuck is your algorithm

[maryanna devito @D3VITO]

Told the border guard we’re going to Vegas for the purpose of the Stanley cup game and he asked what that was #???

[Rob Hodkinson🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @RobHodkinson]

This is how you handle players not wanting to wear the pride jersey........they don't dress at all. Well done.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

BREAKING: PGA players have informed Jay Monahan that the 4pm meeting today has been moved back to 9pm tonight and relocated to the 9th green.