Don’t you guys love it when your boyfriend feeds you French toast stick and play nurse, saying code red urgently anytime the whip cream drips? (erotic)
Hey sorry dude I won’t be able to make it to our meeting later because my apartment complex REMOVED MY STAIRS and there’s just a gaping hole outside my door right now! My bad twin.
first of all look at my wife and our son. (his name is Ryuk and he abuses me but that’s for ltr) she’d kill me for posting one of her dance videos but she’s asleep so… but i just want to get her back to this and she’s done so much for me so if even you just send her a message ty
last but not least there’s zero pressure at all we are surviving every month, but if you want to know more about her story or donate: https://t.co/eOzLQYaHE5
japan has me jealous with their emoticon game they’ve got it down to a whole art. like maybe im officially cooked but they’re hilarious and so fun like look at this poor guy (つ .•́ _ʖ •̀.)つ or this lil dude ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง even love for whatever this one is (´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)
rarely talk on my personal life but would love any of you to stream my girlfriends beautiful music she’s shy about; she was recently in the hospital, but still somehow gave me the best bday and is finally out of the wheelchair and back to crutches mostly https://t.co/pSnVTZrPam
rarely talk on my personal life but would love any of you to stream my girlfriends beautiful music she’s shy about; she was recently in the hospital, but still somehow gave me the best bday and is finally out of the wheelchair and back to crutches mostly https://t.co/pSnVTZrPam