@MTA is pathetic. How many trains can you lose during rush hour? Going for a fucking record? Seeing how many people you can cram onto your narrow ass 100+ degree platforms? Make sure you increase fares to keep this stellar work up, dipshits.
@NYCDistrict39 “Upgrades”? “Improvements”? What magical fairy world are you dipshits living in? Bikes are gonna ride wherever they please. All these dumbass boulevards do is fuck up everything for the rest of us. Which is why you didn’t give residents a say in the matter.
@kh_dr_na This game may be a soulless grindfest but at least it's got a great story!
"Chapter 1: Once upon a time the main antagonist had friends. And then they died. The end."
@IRSnews Uh-huh, neat. And what's the window you've given yourselves to process annual tax returns and issue refunds? Cuz you've now taken an entire quarter on mine.
@NYStateofHealth@NYGovCuomo @FidelisCare @NYDFS Hi, thanks for the scripted reply! I already get a credit - otherwise this third-rate plan would cost nearly half my rent per month. So really they’re stealing from you, too. Which shows me NYSOH “is committed” to 2 things: Jack and Shit.
In these unprecedented times, my health insurance provider wants me to know that we're all in this together... by asking New York state if they can raise my premiums by $97.28 a month.
Fuck you very much, @FidelisCare