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[swamp hag ✨☕️🌸🍓🍰 @potatoslav]

fundamental misunderstanding. the issue is not the temperature. the issue is that Americans don’t like to be told what to do.

[༺ 𝑰𝒗𝒚 𝑹𝒆𝒏𝒆̀𝒆 ༻ @cemeteryfaerie]

Protecting your whimsy includes knowing when to be a bitch

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

corporate jobs really be having you (25) go head to head with some 55 year old man before 9am even hits 😭

[m @msnetik]

anxiety legend

[cane @canelaslow]

this joke will never stop being funny to me

[Mads @europemaxxed]

roger roger

[constans @constans]

Amazing things are happening on X, the everything app

[em ☁️⊹ ࣪ ˖ @cloudhollanov]

me waiting for the cashier to notice me after i screwed up the self check out again

[Hunxhoˢ @hunxhoszn]

y'all be missing the principle of situations and think people be mad for no reason.

[WICK @1wickedwick]

how to apologize to me:

[resin rina 🧈 @ResinRina]

any time taylor notices i’m being a part time swiftie because i’m getting too sidetracked with my actual full time job, she clocks me right tf back in to the swiftie factory and scolds me for the shifts i missed

[Socialist Planning Beyond Capitalism @beyond_capital]

You’re not two paychecks away from a private jet. You’re two missed paychecks away from food stamps. Stop defending billionaires. They’re not defending you.

[alli @sonofalli]

me and somebody’s dad at work

[Softboy @softboywin]

Before ChatGPT, it was a community of students, warriors, who’d upload full tests to QUIZLET.

[Charles J. Moore @charles270]

He said he’s from Suite Life but shit ain’t sweet

[del ౨ৎ @delsalcott]

“we could make something really sad” GET IN THE STUDIO NOWWWW

[Lammie_Art @Lammie_Art01]

Me at Walmart: No one will ever know I bought this dress for $7.

Stranger: I love your dress.

Me: GIRL, IT WAS $7 AT WALMART AND IT HAS POCKETS

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Lord please take all of his pain away, triple it, and give it to Trump instead.

[Natalie Egenolf @NatalieEgenolf]

Why does Diet Coke get all of the praise when Coke Zero is obviously the supreme flavor.