DextersLabia

🔞 Here for a good time, not a long time • Call me Dex (she/they)
• Queer neurosparkly meme supplier of the nerdy & dirty variety • #milf

[DextersLabia @D3xtersLabia]

When you have bad macca's two days in a row and now it feels like your arsehole as been torn asunder 👍

[DextersLabia @D3xtersLabia]

@realgirl_fieri My cousin's wife is a stay at home mom & their 2 year old can barely say "I want ____" & other basic sentences. I am also a SAHM & my 11 month old knows & says mama, dada, kitty, up, and Bubba (her nickname). Every parent teaches differently & every child learns differently.

[Taleed El-Sabawi, JD, PhD @el_sabawi]

Mohammed’s campaign is stagnant & hasn’t received any donations in 7 days. Anything you can do to help will lift his spirits. 🫶🏽

[Hugh Jackman @RealHughJackman]

Happy Father’s Day!?!!!!

[DextersLabia @D3xtersLabia]

I just want internet homies that I can talk Dungeons and Dragons with... any takers?

[DextersLabia @D3xtersLabia]

@SuedPhoenix7709 @SloppyPuppy69 I would totally eat the f*ck out of that though, that sounds DELISH

[DextersLabia @D3xtersLabia]

@s8n I recall reading this theory once that said Mary was R'd by a baron & upon hearing she was pregnant, cast her & presumably sterile Joseph out of his town - hence why the wandering in the middle of the night looking for shelter - & made up the story of divine pregnancy as a cover

[DextersLabia @D3xtersLabia]

Me and who? 😘

[DextersLabia @D3xtersLabia]

Bored and willing to have conversations with anyone who likes this post & messages me!
#chat #boredom #talktome #entertainme #memes #happyfriday #weekendeve

[DextersLabia @D3xtersLabia]

@wiseconnector Gato!

[DextersLabia @D3xtersLabia]

@mynamesnot7 Goooodniiiight! ✨️

[Non-Ironically T.V.'s B. Dave Walters - EVERYWHERE @BDaveWalters]

#NoLiesDetected

[DextersLabia @D3xtersLabia]

@lovemynylons As a part-time bad bitch, hi!