D. L. J. Torres-Reinhardt

Hyperdemisexual monogynist; agnostic universalist; triracial boricua 🇺🇸 🇵🇷

[D. L. J. Torres-Reinhardt @D4M10N]

Tempted to pin this one for easy reference:

[Bridget Phetasy @BridgetPhetasy]

Conservatives lost the moral high ground when they got behind a guy who cheats on his pregnant wife with a porn star and sorry—you’re never getting it back. Sell out your principles for power and this is the price you pay. No one takes your moral crusades seriously ever again.

[D. L. J. Torres-Reinhardt @D4M10N]

https://t.co/XsHBkI9dXP

[MAGPhoto @MAGPhotoOK]

My last view of E-3G AWACS 81-0005 on final approach to runway 36 at Tinker AFB on January 6, 2026 as “Sentry60” and oh what a view it was. Farewell “Balls-5”, this is how I’ll remember you.

[D. L. J. Torres-Reinhardt @D4M10N]

Gulf War 3 is the sequel no one wanted and we didn't even get a teaser trailer. 📽

[Guinness Men's Six Nations @SixNationsRugby]

Your Triple Crown winners, IRELAND!

#GuinnessM6N #Since1883

[D. L. J. Torres-Reinhardt @D4M10N]

Gavrilo Princip & Shimura Kikujiro have something rare and bizarre in common, but you've probably only heard of the former. 🪖

[D. L. J. Torres-Reinhardt @D4M10N]

Bascially every congresswoman or man you can name off the top of your head—other than your own—is a viral outrage entrepreneur.

[D. L. J. Torres-Reinhardt @D4M10N]

“Dirk had argued, which god?” https://t.co/DAWAizuasn

[D. L. J. Torres-Reinhardt @D4M10N]

The sheer volume of hopium being inhaled out of the file drawer labeled #EpsteinList is going to cause several avoidable ODs.

[D. L. J. Torres-Reinhardt @D4M10N]

Personally I'm struggling w/ the idea that Pullman has been authoring alt history this entire time. Has anyone alerted the Sidewise Awards?

"Alexander of Macedon had conquered…" https://t.co/s7DVsj9FKX

[D. L. J. Torres-Reinhardt @D4M10N]

“He was a great playboy and dedicated atheist…” — Carrie Gress on Percy B. Shelley https://t.co/7a1c9QiThN

[D. L. J. Torres-Reinhardt @D4M10N]

@hemantmehta @hemantmehta - You might find this essay of some relevance and use.

https://t.co/lWopV9U0Qf

[NFL on CBS 🏈 @NFLonCBS]

TAMPA DUCK UPDATE: the bird has been escorted to the sideline

[D. L. J. Torres-Reinhardt @D4M10N]

#qotd

[Andrew @gmengalaxy]

“Unsportsmanlike conduct, the whole Florida team” REAL AF

[D. L. J. Torres-Reinhardt @D4M10N]

Also while I'm at it, htf is that leash attached?

[D. L. J. Torres-Reinhardt @D4M10N]

CPAC furry breakout sessions gonna be lit 🐕

[D. L. J. Torres-Reinhardt @D4M10N]

TBF this is Matt's take on most things

[D. L. J. Torres-Reinhardt @D4M10N]

Trump threatens to do something sensible, thereby breaking my brain. ⏰️

https://t.co/T2vWqQQlAo

[The New York Times @nytimes]

The lawyer helping Robert F. Kennedy Jr. pick federal health officials for the incoming Trump administration has petitioned the government to revoke its approval of the polio vaccine. https://t.co/lIZgxY0zj7

[D. L. J. Torres-Reinhardt @D4M10N]

Them: What do you bring to the table?

Me: