Uzi Doorman

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[Uzi Doorman @D4MAGEDOC]

[*pinned.]
So, you already knows how this goes uhh I say something blah blah blah then uh
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#PARODYTWT #PTWT

[Uzi Doorman @D4MAGEDOC]

@Th3BlackDahlia @SN0WGR4V3 @_HalfGenieHero_ @KrisDreamurr_ @MESSIAHOFDECEIT

[Uzi Doorman @D4MAGEDOC]

@Th3BlackDahlia Heyyyy so what if I tell you they’re not looking for people

[Uzi Doorman @D4MAGEDOC]

Names Uzi…what even are you supposed to be?

[Charlie Morningstar(rate limited 😐) @H0telCharlie]

Hi there, nice to meet you im charlie, what's your name?

[Uzi Doorman @D4MAGEDOC]

Uhhh something something something I don’t know…

[Charlie Morningstar(rate limited 😐) @H0telCharlie]

I joined here to spread the word about the Hazbin Hotel because EVERYONE deserves a shot at redemption...but all I found was a little blue bird..
(Charlie Morningstar joins #Parodytwt #SCREWTHEALGORITHIM)
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[Uzi Doorman @D4MAGEDOC]

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[Uzi Doorman @D4MAGEDOC]

Wait a damn second I have wings! I can basically get the hell out of here with these frickin cool wings. See ya sucker!

[Kit Bodega @FARCADEDHEROKIT]

Uhh, okay well we should try to find a way off this island then—!

[Uzi Doorman @D4MAGEDOC]

[ You see Uzi fly in the sky thinking that are you are now alone but then you hear some screaming so you look up ]

CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRA!

[Uzi Doorman @D4MAGEDOC]

I don’t even know dude…I’m not doing a beach episode and also don’t even think about swimming till we get back home…just look at me.

[Kit Bodega @FARCADEDHEROKIT]

[ Interaction Bait ]

Heya! [Reader] since you know we’re kinda trapped on this island—!

….Do you have any ideas that could help us get off this island?

[Uzi Doorman @D4MAGEDOC]

Mannn I’m bored

[Uzi Doorman @D4MAGEDOC]

@FARCADEDKITDEGA Yoooo I’m right here

[Uzi Doorman @D4MAGEDOC]

Woah my bad for the inactivity

[Uzi Doorman @D4MAGEDOC]

Oh! I know this guy
You’re that creepy thing in a game called “Doors” which my dad thought it was just all doors but then he left the game when you appeared and said it was bull crap

[Uzi Doorman @D4MAGEDOC]

O-oh okay? Don’t know if I can eat this but thanks I guess..

[Metal Fella (PARODY) @Fella879]

*Gives you a Burger while you scroll as a sorry gift for stealing 5 dollars from y'all.*

[Uzi Doorman @D4MAGEDOC]

@BreakinDaRulez Ugh you again…what do you want? You’re controlling my tail what else do you possibly WANT!

[Uzi Doorman @D4MAGEDOC]

Oh fuck off…

[Uzi Doorman @D4MAGEDOC]

@UnpaidImpostor If someone sang this to me I’d probably find a way to deactivate myself

[Uzi Doorman @D4MAGEDOC]

Well…what the hell does that even mean?

[Долл (Farcade) @RedEyeDollFreak]

После всего, что я пережил, и после того, что я стал свидетелем этого события, я не уверен в нашей безопасности. Это касается и других вселенских сил, особенно ВАС и мне.

[Долл (Farcade) @RedEyeDollFreak]

Моему бизнесу ваше участие не нужно, я лишь собираю имена.
( My business doesn't need your participation, I'm just collecting names. )

[Uzi Doorman @D4MAGEDOC]

@Spider_Pill Wow

[Uzi Doorman @D4MAGEDOC]

@Spider_Pill W-wow I thought she was entirely dead