D94HxC

Tweeting from jail. Send help and cookies

[D94HxC @D84HxC]

I don't even know why I can't post, they're just not sending

[D94HxC @D84HxC]

They're spraying plant destroying chemicals on burnt areas so they can be used for timber for profit instead of repairing the ecosystem

[Amazon Piss Jugs @JeremyWard33]

We are merely chattel in this system designed specifically to exploit us. Rise up, America

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

They’ve arrested more people for touching the peeling paint at the Reflecting Pool than they’ve arrested from the Epstein files.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Taking a floating paint chip out of the Reflecting Pool is vandalism.

Smearing shit on the walls of the Capitol is patriotism.

Got it.

[Progressive Victory @ProgressiveVic]

End of the free internet and nobody cares

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

I GOT BANNED FROM THE UK FOR SAYING THIS VERBATIM BTW

[D94HxC @D84HxC]

bro farted and then he fit

[癒される動物 @cutest_animal1]

専用通路を通過できないアザラシ

[nyara @nyaraVT]

Capitalism be like: “People aren’t going into debt when they’re sick and that makes me mad😡😡”

[イザ 🇵🇸 @izariez]

la gente realmente olvidó todo el drama que hubo alrededor de esta app vendiendo información personal a conservadores anti aborto (para usarse de evidencia en tu contra) y que falla a propósito para que te equivoques en las fechas y arriesgues embarazos, huh

[D94HxC @D84HxC]

@RocketDIYerBen what do you mean by airy? Is it a thing called Airy Patterns or do you mean that air is interfering with the incoming light somehow?

[D94HxC @D84HxC]

What are the ripples?

[🚀conspiracy_slayer🌕 @conspiracyslyr]

Micrometeoroid impacts on JWST's primary mirror

[D94HxC @D84HxC]

@GrandProtector @ContentViewer9 @15424578268 woah haha

[D94HxC @D84HxC]

a lot of flowers have enough nectar to taste but watch out

[r @reinbowwwwwww]

Did you know that you can suck the nectar off of the bottom of the purple clover petals? Technically, you can eat the whole plant. But if you pull out the petals, and suck on the ends, you’ll get a delicious drop of nectar.

[D94HxC @D84HxC]

@uglybob0 @_Pulpsicle what file should we send? a jpeg?

[D94HxC @D84HxC]

Smoke detectors in airbnbs have free sd cards 🤯😳

[Sasha S. Graham @SxstaSeparatist]

So anyways, make sure you check your "smoke detectors" before you move in somewhere, book an airbnb, or stay at a hotel.

No it's not AI

[D94HxC @D84HxC]

these god damn teens not using my language the way I grew up knowing how to speak it

[D94HxC @D84HxC]

@caszahc @normalmaxxedaj they can call it the fuckass usb

[D94HxC @D84HxC]

@normalmaxxedaj waterproof

[D94HxC @D84HxC]

I'm gonna start pronouncing it like Nike just because of this tweet

[NEET priest @serpentinedumb1]

We really need to bring back "obscure" because teens don't know how to pronounce "niche"

[D94HxC @D84HxC]

@amatureart_mase @sammycore333 I don't think so. It's pretty consistent throughout people's lives and mostly genetic

[D94HxC @D84HxC]

@skell3n @heartwrrm not really, they will just fall out

[D94HxC @D84HxC]

@TwtsCat @_Sea_Breezy_ @heartwrrm @SquashFold There's a reason they're free