¡DABs Para Mi!

Drunk Ass Bitches on marijuana concentrate

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"Yeah I'd literally suck a fart out of your ass like a bong rip I ain't afraid"-anonymous

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I just ate so much food I think if you ate me out right now you wouldn't be able to see my face over my stomach

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I could never have kids... I can't picture my daughter getting fucked the way that I've been fucked. Night, dignity.

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"Literally put a dildo in my ass and let me cum all over your face cause I love you" -anonymous fuckboi

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I wish tinder had a super dislike button

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Is there any penis creams in your bed?

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"Okay is this our first date. You ate everything in sight. What is this."- #lindseysfirstdates

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The older I grow the more the idea of being a villain resonates with me

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I'm a 2ply girl living in a 1ply world

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I wanna throw up but it's too many moves

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"I just look like a fat dick in all the pictures whatever"

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"I'm down for whatever but like it's getting dark and there's dabs on my hands."

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I feel like my phone is always at 69%

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I took all this weed now I have to smoke all this weed

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The absolute worst thing about having a roommate is not being able to get dicked when I want.

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Yeah I'm a piece of shit. and Imma plead the fifth, so tell her holla if she need some DIIICCKKK

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I look so Fuckin good most dykes'll fuck me. 💁🏼

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Worst thing about guys: they're dicks. Best thing about guys: their dicks.

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"aren't you only a fluent Spanish speaker when extremely intoxicated?"

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"is anyone opposed to me using the Boys and Girls club flyer to roll J's on?"