The Uncle ©®

®FUTURE CRAZY FAMILY UNCLE.
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®THE FAMILY MODEL.
®WITCHCRAFT SURVIVOR.
®FUTURE POLYGAMIST STAY AT HOME HUSBAND.
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[The Uncle ©® @DABU_IS_KING]

My father who art in tarven, hollowed be thy drink, thy drinks to come, thy will be done in shebeens as it is in tarvens, give us this day our daily drink and forgive us for our soberness as we forgive those who drink Fanta and coke....

[Frankie™️🦅 @B7frankH]

Ferrari 288 GTO
There are thousands of Ferraris all over the world.
But this one is "Godfather" of all. Last one sold on an auction in Paris 2026 for €9,117,500 (Christie's)
You can glorify your electric car as much as you want but this thing is "Final Boss".

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Activist: "Your cows are putting carbon into the atmosphere."

Farmer: "Where did they get it?"

Activist: "What?"

Farmer: "The carbon. Where did the cow get it before it put it anywhere."

Activist: "From... eating?"

Farmer: "From eating grass. And where did the grass get it."

Activist: "The soil?"

Farmer: "The air. The grass pulled it out of the air last spring. The cow ate the grass. The cow breathed some of it back out. It went back into the air it came from."

Activist: "But it's still going into the atmosphere."

Farmer: "It's going back. There's a difference between a thing going somewhere and a thing going back. You've described a circle and you're frightened of it."

Activist: "Then just don't have the cow."

Farmer: "The grass still dies in autumn. It rots where it falls. The carbon goes back into the air either way, just without anyone getting fed in the middle."

Activist: "It's not that simple."

Farmer: "It's grass, cow, breath, grass. Or it's grass, rot, air, grass. Same circle, fewer dinners. If that's complicated for you I'd stay away from the water cycle. That one's got clouds in it."

[Wolverine land @Breaking57]

Matt Rife FUNNY MOMENTS. part 2😂

[Johnny B. Good @Cat5SMASHICANE]

Here's Chris Rock with some extremely valuable and solid advice. I swear that they won't kick your ass if you don't give them a reason. 💯🤣

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

dear algorithm, show this to users whose about to experience employment breakthroughs, successful interviews and fast career progression.

[Mami Amah 🎀 @ItsAmaAdoma]

dear algorithm, please show this tweet only to people who are going to win soon no matter what.

[Anticommie @QueenAnticommie]

This looks exhausting… shout out to farm people!

[DiscussingFish @DiscussingFish]

The first full trailer for 'AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY' has been released by Marvel at #CinemaCon.

In Theaters on December 18.

[This Account Makes You Happy @FeelYouHappy]

Heartwarming moments from the athletes ❤️❤️

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Goats do not actually eat anything.

I want to be precise about this because the myth has run long enough.

Goats are highly selective browsers. They prefer specific plants. They have opinions. They will bypass grass entirely to reach a particular shrub they have identified from across the field.

What they will do is investigate anything that enters their environment using their mouths, because the mouth is the goat's primary data-collection instrument.

Your sleeve. Your gate latch. Your notebook. Your coat pocket. Your neighbour's fence post.

These things are not being eaten. They are being assessed.

The goat is running diagnostics.

The goat would like you to know that your coat, upon investigation, contains insufficient nutritional value and has been marked accordingly.

Your fence post has passed inspection but will be reviewed again next week.

[The Uncle ©® @DABU_IS_KING]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Ambar @Ambar_SIFF_MRA]

Greatest anime dub in history

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

'A Brief Disagreement' by Steve Cutts is a brilliant animated short depicting a visual journey into mankind's favourite pastime throughout the ages.

Meaning — humanity's inclination to fight each other.

[🇨🇦 Jack @JackDan110]

WATCH : This is perfect.
🤣

[𝕯𝖆𝛎𝖎𝐝🧘🏾‍♂️ @DavidPattt]

I can’t ever delete this video from my phone 😭😂😂

[Nkunzi Ebomvu 🐂 @babaMbatha_]

😏😏😏🙇🏽‍♂️

[liyazzz @liya____j]

You had to be there 😭🫰🏾