anxious millennial cowboy

i dont keep score i keep scoring

[anxious millennial cowboy @DADECOUNTYFILTH]

ohhh the only person that can save me is me

[anxious millennial cowboy @DADECOUNTYFILTH]

this is exactly how I feel about the song sweet caroline

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Jimmy Kimmel called out Larry David for not singing along during "Hey Jude" at Paul McCartney's recent concert in Los Angeles.

Kimmel: I witnessed something at a Paul McCartney concert. Two months ago, the whole audience was singing 'Hey Jude' along with Paul McCartney—with the notable exception of one person. And who do you guess that person was?

David: You know, everybody's going, they're standing and they're swaying... and it is so lame. Okay? You think I'm going to "na, na, na"? What kind of person do you think I am?" I saw you "na, na, na"-ing. You didn't look very cool. I can tell you that. But I don't understand it. Why do people do that? What prompted you to "na, na, na"? Why would you do it?

Kimmel: I just feel like if Paul McCartney is going to stand there and "na, na, na"...

David: He wrote the song. He's allowed, that's in the song: "na, na, na."

Kimmel: It seemed like he wanted us to "na, na, na."

David: He did, but you don't have to listen to him.

Kimmel: Well, that's where we disagree. You have to listen to him. He wants this from us. We've given him nothing. He's given us so much. Why wouldn't you do a little "na, na, na'?"

David: I've given him a little something.

Kimmel: What did you give him? You didn't even pay for those tickets, did you? You got those for free.

David: You think I would pay for that?

[anxious millennial cowboy @DADECOUNTYFILTH]

@Shanyylll first time I saw the vet write Mango Montoya was hilarious

[anxious millennial cowboy @DADECOUNTYFILTH]

@kirathewoodelf loml

[anxious millennial cowboy @DADECOUNTYFILTH]

my personal favorite

[David Benedict 🏳️‍🌈🕎 @eggsbened]

There are days when I miss being an editor and I particularly loved writing headlines. Whoever did this, I hope they took the rest of the day off.

[anxious millennial cowboy @DADECOUNTYFILTH]

the b2bs alone at making time this year are gonna feed families

octo octa b2b eris drew
aurora halal b2b verraco
lena willikens b2b upsammy
yu su b2b moopie
dj swisha vs jewelssea
dj python b2b qoso

I can't wait 😭

[anxious millennial cowboy @DADECOUNTYFILTH]

305

[anxious millennial cowboy @DADECOUNTYFILTH]

How can I mute people that have this taste in music I'm serious

[ok_hardo @ok_hardo]

HAAHAHAHAH

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Trump: These are tough questions. They say take a number, any number. I say ok, 99. Multiply it by 9. Divide it by 3. Add 4293. Divide by 2. Subtract 93. Divide by 9. What is your answer? I got it right. It was actually more complex than that.

[anxious millennial cowboy @DADECOUNTYFILTH]

I have the abduction of psyche by bougueraeu on my thigh and toad from super mario with a sea captain's hat on my arm who CARES

[Russell Crowe @russellcrowe]

I know I’m old and terrible and I do not mean this applies to the generation of earned tattoo’s … but these days , all these strange individual random kiddy paint tattoo images…wtf?

[anxious millennial cowboy @DADECOUNTYFILTH]

@TheDunkCentral as a Heat fan

[Will @WillemDaFro]

holy hell 💀

[NME @NME]

.@thestrokes’ Julian Casablancas calls out the “white privilege” of “American Zionists”

“American Zionists get the benefits of white privileged people but talk like they are Black people during slavery,” the NYC frontman argued https://t.co/mMvi0uwHGj

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

The Strokes' Coachella video montage displayed images of leaders purportedly targeted by the CIA, including Iranian Prime Minister Mohammad Mosaddegh, Congolese Prime Minister Patrice Lumumba, Bolivian President Juan José Torres, Panamanian leader Omar Torrijos, Guatemalan President Jacobo Árbenz, Chilean President Salvador Allende, and Ecuadorian President Jaime Roldós.

The video also stated the US government was "found guilty" of Martin Luther King Jr.'s murder in a civil trial, a reference to 1999's King family v. Loyd Jowers in which a jury found restaurant owner Loyd Jowers and "others, including government agencies," liable for King's assassination.

The montage ended with a message claiming that more than 30 universities in Iran have been destroyed during America's war with Iran, followed by a final image of "the last university standing in Gaza" being blown up in a military strike.

[It's politics @uspolitics1111]

Chuck Schumer : "Of course we say it's our land, the Torah says it. But [the Palestinians] don't believe in the Torah. So, that's the reason there is not peace."

The fact that this monstrous genocidal maniac is the minority leader in the senate is a disgrace and an embarrassment

[Sana Saeed @SanaSaeed]

Younger Americans have moved completely away from Israel - it’s increasingly become both a cultural and political taboo.* To be investing in anything Israeli - in any industry where it’s the young consumer you need to condition as the long term, loyal and committed consumer - is an explicit and political choice not rooted in market research and brand growth, but in something transparently insidious.

Boat has sailed on Israel ever being seen by young Americans as anything other than a (at minimum) pariah state.

[bri @bribrisimps]

some people think it’s low for 60 minutes to interview someone like clavicular but i feel like it’s important for these new age influencers to be forced to answer for their behavior at the hands of journalists and established media publications and not just twitch streams they can edit and doctor to make themselves look better

[anxious millennial cowboy @DADECOUNTYFILTH]

yeah you got my back but do you have my back like the gmail security team has my back

[anxious millennial cowboy @DADECOUNTYFILTH]

I need slayyyter in miami @iiiPoints make it happen