Johnboy | PARODY

The Bee's Knees, The Cat's Pajamas andThe Whole Shebang. Not @JohnnyGargano, just a Role Play/Parody Account

[Johnboy | PARODY @DADgarganoDY]

This rebel heart, this rebel heart ❤️

• Experienced writer
• Literate
• Descriptive
• NSFW 18+ only
• Ships with strong chem

🔁and❤️

[Johnboy | PARODY @DADgarganoDY]

We do deserve our chance… @SweetL1keCandi

[Johnboy | PARODY @DADgarganoDY]

|| Spread them 🤷‍♂️

[ℂ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕚 ℂ𝕠𝕣𝕟 🎃👻 | Not @CandiceLeRae @SweetL1keCandi]

|| Should be between my legs 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Johnboy | PARODY @DADgarganoDY]

|| I AM LITERALLY RIGHT HERE

[ℂ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕚 ℂ𝕠𝕣𝕟 🎃👻 | Not @CandiceLeRae @SweetL1keCandi]

|| AHEM @DADgarganoDY

[Johnboy | PARODY @DADgarganoDY]

🤍

[ℂ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕚 ℂ𝕠𝕣𝕟 🎃👻 | Not @CandiceLeRae @SweetL1keCandi]

❤️

[Johnboy | PARODY @DADgarganoDY]

@SweetL1keCandi Come get it princess…

[Johnboy | PARODY @DADgarganoDY]

You’re just a perfect angel.

[ℂ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕚 ℂ𝕠𝕣𝕟 🎃👻 | Not @CandiceLeRae @SweetL1keCandi]

Always. Every minute. Every day.

[Johnboy | PARODY @DADgarganoDY]

Always?

[ℂ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕚 ℂ𝕠𝕣𝕟 🎃👻 | Not @CandiceLeRae @SweetL1keCandi]

I’m ALWAYS good.

[Johnboy | PARODY @DADgarganoDY]

@SweetL1keCandi You’re going to get my stick alright…

[Johnboy | PARODY @DADgarganoDY]

Maybe, if you’re good.

[ℂ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕚 ℂ𝕠𝕣𝕟 🎃👻 | Not @CandiceLeRae @SweetL1keCandi]

You really should have!

[Johnboy | PARODY @DADgarganoDY]

@SweetL1keCandi was only excited because she thought I agreed to her idea of a threesome 🙄

[Johnboy | PARODY @DADgarganoDY]

#NewProfilePic

[Johnboy | PARODY @DADgarganoDY]

|| I’m the best, I know.

[ℂ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕚 ℂ𝕠𝕣𝕟 🎃👻 | Not @CandiceLeRae @SweetL1keCandi]

||
Me: *Disappears for a few months* *Has absolutely unbelievable things happen to me* *Starts missing @DADgarganoDY* *Comes back to catch him up* *Disappears again* *Repeat*

Swear he has to be a saint because who else would put up with this. 😭😭

[Johnboy | PARODY @DADgarganoDY]

Thanks for coming to meet us… @SweetL1keCandi

[Johnboy | PARODY @DADgarganoDY]

@SweetL1keCandi @VetoTheMonarch You’ll live…

[Johnboy | PARODY @DADgarganoDY]

You do give really good hugs…

[ℂ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕚 ℂ𝕠𝕣𝕟 🎃👻 | Not @CandiceLeRae @SweetL1keCandi]

Don’t worry, I’m being a great “friend” and making sure he forgets all about that title.

[Johnboy | PARODY @DADgarganoDY]

I’m sure there will be gagging

[ℂ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕚 ℂ𝕠𝕣𝕟 🎃👻 | Not @CandiceLeRae @SweetL1keCandi]

Yep… Can’t stand the idea… Gagging at the thought of his - uh, at the thought of him being near me…

[Johnboy | PARODY @DADgarganoDY]

I’m sure you would hate that…

[ℂ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕚 ℂ𝕠𝕣𝕟 🎃👻 | Not @CandiceLeRae @SweetL1keCandi]

Oh gosh, does this mean @VetoTheMonarch is coming to MY show now?

[Johnboy | PARODY @DADgarganoDY]

Candice left and said she has to go make Sami feel better…

[Johnboy | PARODY @DADgarganoDY]

The cutest

[ℂ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕚 ℂ𝕠𝕣𝕟 🎃👻 | Not @CandiceLeRae @SweetL1keCandi]

God damn… I’m cute