The Tweetslinger

I like AND retweet, MAGA idiots not tolerated

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Doctor: It looks like your weight has gone up.

Me: Well, I’m wearing 175 pounds of clothing, did you take that into account?

Doctor: …Ok, I think we’re done here

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#Dune is #StarWars for emo kids

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I believe we’re living in a golden age of cheese

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@Wisco Science, I guess

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I wonder if they told #Biden about the Chik-fil-A girl?

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Has anyone made a "Big NCC-1701-D Energy" joke yet? Can I be the first? #PicardSeason3 #StarTrek #StarTrekPicard

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Silver fox Worf can get it #StartrekPicardSeason3

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Alpha Males be like: I don’t let my woman get food food at a restaurant because it’s a form of being cucked

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Twitter sucks now

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In some beautiful far off universe #MLKDay celebrates his Presidency

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Check on the #MAGAMorons in your life, I’m sure they’re suffering from day after Failed Coup Day depression #Traitors #FuckThem

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Happy Failed Coup Day to all the #MAGA assholes out there!

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Surely e’rybody in the club wasn’t getting tipsy. What about the designated drivers?

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Some of y’all are leaning pretty heavy on “It’s the thought that counts”

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Sex appeal #WhatIBringToAPotluck

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I love #Christmas because my favorite genre of music is public domain

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When is #Netflix going to release Millie Bobby Blue?

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#IfChristmasTreesCouldTalk they’d ask us to quit banging underneath them

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"My opponent is a real jurisdickhead" -Pretty much the point where my campaign for circuit judge fell apart

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Lentil Women #VeganNovels

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#BlackFriday used to be how retail workers described the busy day after Thanksgiving is, now it’s branding for those same stores’ big push to sell us their crap. Worse, we’re so used to corporations stealing from the working class we didn’t even notice