Damie_

IN CHRIST

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

i love the word "interesting" cause it's so chaotically neutral

[Imran @Obafemi010]

Uni funny gan. You fit dey struggle with food and academics and person go enter your DM sey him dey aspire for post in the department/campus
"David is coming"
Ooni de layo

[Damie_ @DAMIE_lol]

@Obafemi010 😭😭😂😂

[CRAZE @keshdelight]

“ gene “

[Adedamola @Adedamohlarr]

Don’t put my face on a throw pillow/mug

[Damie_ @DAMIE_lol]

@OreoluwaShalom Thank God I didn’t waste my time😂

[Ginger @Gboye_Rave]

Anyone would be lucky to have you

You nko ? You no wan lucky 😂

[Chief Isiego @Isiego_]

The only reason I bought this glue was to smear it on my palm and peel it off when it dried. E too useless.

[Damie_ @DAMIE_lol]

What does being “too religious” mean?

[BODE @neverelent]

You can't be "too religious" around me.

We will have problems.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

God is my witness. This glue doesn’t stick anything, it has never stuck anything.

[ᴅᴇʙꜱ🤍 @Bigdebs222]

He should have gone to the grad first and then they both can even end the day at the wedding.

He didn’t need to even give up one for the other.

[TSPEAKS @fancy_temi]

My mum. She’s never insulted me in her life before.

If I broke the plate, she goes “who’s the blessed child that broke this plate?”

Never ever said one bad word to her kids.

[Damie_ @DAMIE_lol]

@fancy_temi Eii! This is my mom. Even when she’s pushed to the wall, she goes, “Ori e pe ki n ma so da keji”🥹

[folabomi @folalovesme]

Na who dey alive dey get academic life. Thank God for life 🙏🏾

[𝓡𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓲💋 @ohyessratii]

"Self introspection"
"Irregardless"
"Over exaggerate"
"6am in the morning"
"Hence why"

If you don't wanna speak just shut up hey?😭

[P.haraoh 👑 @Ugochukwu96_]

Nobody:

Me when I have fried turkey in my fridge

[Damie_ @DAMIE_lol]

@Divineze 😭

[Damie_ @DAMIE_lol]

@dawnwiththebum End with “pride goes before a fall”! See writing skills flying around

[Damie_ @DAMIE_lol]

@idolooshe Yesss😭