Derek Perlurrl

You say your mother told you all that I could give you was some mild abrasions

[Derek Perlurrl @DAMMIT360]

jesus fucking christ I feel like I can finally breathe again after four fucking years

[John Mulaney 4 Plastic Man @Mulaney4PlasMan]

Today is Day 1316 of asking @JamesGunn to cast John Mulaney as Plastic Man in the DCU

#Mulaney4PlasticMan

[John Mulaney 4 Plastic Man @Mulaney4PlasMan]

Today is Day 1308 of asking @JamesGunn to cast John Mulaney as Plastic Man in the DCU

#Mulaney4PlasticMan

[Derek Perlurrl @DAMMIT360]

@lady_valor_07 No

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@Hania16836 Her stuffed mouse that her maternal grandmother gave her when she was born

[Derek Perlurrl @DAMMIT360]

@DerrickEvans4WV It’s not.

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

Unlike you, I can read and that’s why I know what the constitution says.

[Derek Perlurrl @DAMMIT360]

@warnerbros They all went to a surprise party for the teacher

[Derek Perlurrl @DAMMIT360]

@DCDarkLegion Conner

[Derek Perlurrl @DAMMIT360]

@DCDarkLegion …she wasn’t already??

572229766123550

[Derek Perlurrl @DAMMIT360]

@LordSnow “I have watched game of thrones”

[Derek Perlurrl @DAMMIT360]

@DCDarkLegion I like how it’s been so hard for me to unlock him 572229766123550

[Derek Perlurrl @DAMMIT360]

@Mulaney4PlasMan @JamesGunn @mulaney @DCOfficial I’m just now finding out that this *isnt* already happening…

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

8.

[Derek Perlurrl @DAMMIT360]

@GeoSmilebyGT ONE more ad that’s longer than 30 seconds, and I’m deleting your app

[Derek Perlurrl @DAMMIT360]

@Grubhub @Grubhub_Care what exactly am I supposed to do with this? I already I know whatever it is, didn’t do it, but now I’m not even able to respond??

[Is Today Ted Danson's Birthday? @TedDansonBDay]

Today is Ted Danson’s birthday.

[Derek Perlurrl @DAMMIT360]

@karlykingsley 💙

[Derek Perlurrl @DAMMIT360]

@ReddCinema “luuuhhh??”

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@Matt_Pinner 2 broken ones and two fried ones

[Derek Perlurrl @DAMMIT360]

@SupermanOnFilm still haven’t watched it