Derek

Mizzou Alum, Business Administration Major. #791. Work hard, play harder. Get busy livin, or get busy dyin. Future US #President #2028

[Derek @DAMson001]

I think fantasy football drafts should throw in 1 made up fake player every 20 players in the queue. Oh you drafted Ben Touchdownerson WR for the Browns? Your loss, loser!

[Derek @DAMson001]

@yupitsclauds Claudia. You know me all to well

[Derek @DAMson001]

#SummerHouse reunion and #LoveIsland premier. Fellas. This is our girls Super Bowl. Small token we pay for 18 weeks of commercial free football on Sunday’s in 98 days

[Derek @DAMson001]

Smash Mouth really was right. The years start comin’ and they don’t stop comin’.

[Derek @DAMson001]

Annual “so what do we do without football today” tweet

[Derek @DAMson001]

The @PardonMyTake special. Hook and Ladder #JoshAllen

[Derek @DAMson001]

People say don’t grocery shop hungry. True. But what they don’t tell you is grocery shop after working out and watch the difference of what you put in your cart. #NewYearHacks

[Derek @DAMson001]

Guys. We made it. Just saw my first The Master’s commercial.

[Derek @DAMson001]

Makai Lemon and Carnell Tate will be the two best WR In 2026 class. And both are on my devvy roster already 😎 and so is Cam Coleman

[Derek @DAMson001]

@RamsNFL send me a jersey? #GreatestShowOnTurf rams fan 1997-2016 when they ripped my heart out and left St. Louis

[Derek @DAMson001]

I’ve got an announcement. After 9 years on strike from the Rams and a long, failed search for a new team (the Bengals and Saints run just didn’t feel right), I’ve realized where I truly belong. After 19 years of being a Rams fan at heart — I’m back. WHO’S HOUSE?! RAMS HOUSE!

[Eliah Drinkwitz @CoachDrinkwitz]

#MIZ

[Derek @DAMson001]

@_MLFootball I also gained 40 pounds since high school. Not impressed

[SEC Numbers Guy @secnumbersguy]

Ahmad Hardy leads the ENTIRE COUNTRY in rushing yards and touchdowns.

No other back in the country is within 100 yards of him.

If you don’t have him on your Heisman ballot you are not a serious person.

[CFBTalkDaily @CFBTalkDaily]

I’m not kidding

Mizzou may have the best backfield in America

Hardy and Pribula are the two most impactful SEC transfers so far this season

Just absolutely lighting up the scoreboard

There’s something to be said about Drinkwitz and finding talent in the portal

You get better at Mizzou ™️

[Derek @DAMson001]

Of course I should have played Wandale Robinson over Terry McClaurin. Silly me

[Derek @DAMson001]

I’m so tired of traffic on 270. Just thought everyone should know. Continue on with your days

[Derek @DAMson001]

Want a hack to grocery shop for healthy food? Go right after the gym/work out.

[Derek @DAMson001]

Celly 100% justified

[MLB @MLB]

ICE IN HIS VEINS 🥶

[Derek @DAMson001]

If you’re not either slightly hung over, slightly sunburnt, or slightly bloated today did you even 4th of July?!