Handsome Divorced Dad

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[Handsome Divorced Dad @DANEX873]

I don’t wish I still had hair, it was time consuming and I also quite like the way I look with a skin shave…. The only thing I wish is that I knew my last nice haircut was my last nice haircut! I went from a side part to a skin shave and then the hair just never grew back 😂

[Handsome Divorced Dad @DANEX873]

Had red cheeks my entire life, figured I was either always sunburnt or just had rosey cheeks…. Turns out I have a skin condition and I can get rid of it 😂 glad it took me until 38 to figure this one out.

Also, been back consistently training for 6 months now, feeling BIG.

[Handsome Divorced Dad @DANEX873]

You know when someone is suddenly going hard on the “this is gods plan” and the Jesus posts, they fucked up big time somewhere in their life 😂

[Handsome Divorced Dad @DANEX873]

Radley took his headgear off last night and instantly got 100% more aggressive and started chopping pricks left and right. That’s my GUY.

[Handsome Divorced Dad @DANEX873]

@algorithmsayshi Too many typos to delete and retweet, you know what I’m trying to say. I’m too old to be up this late 😂

[Handsome Divorced Dad @DANEX873]

@algorithmsayshi Yeah put Walshy in, he’s way scarier than Ponga anyway. I just thought our forward were too big and slow and go out muscled by the QLD pack. Need some fast as fuck bois in there!

[Handsome Divorced Dad @DANEX873]

@algorithmsayshi 💙💙💙

[Handsome Divorced Dad @DANEX873]

@algorithmsayshi too many coke zeros before the game… or maybe not enough? 🤔

[Handsome Divorced Dad @DANEX873]

@algorithmsayshi YES BOOOOOO

[Handsome Divorced Dad @DANEX873]

@algorithmsayshi God it’s so hard to watch

[Handsome Divorced Dad @DANEX873]

BIG BAD BRONSON REED. Dude is looking like he might just snap Seth in half with his bare hands when he gets back.

[BRONSON REED @BRONSONISHERE]

Break the internet

[Handsome Divorced Dad @DANEX873]

@algorithmsayshi Bubbles was so sweet in the film! I want to live with a little chimp too!

[Handsome Divorced Dad @DANEX873]

I am currently driving around singing and dancing in my car to @Emarosa in the most miserable weather the Australian East Coast has to offer, but this music makes me feel like I’m driving through Miami in a convertible in the 80s like it’s some sort of movie montage 🥳

[Handsome Divorced Dad @DANEX873]

@algorithmsayshi Absolutely not. If they could everyone at my gym would take a damn shower.

[Handsome Divorced Dad @DANEX873]

And made sure she was safe and uninjured before I left. Being nice to people is free, and it makes you feel really good. There was no need for anything but understanding and comfort in that situation. Let this be your sign to go and be kind to someone who needs it today.

[Handsome Divorced Dad @DANEX873]

Had a woman very slightly crash into the back of my car this morning and we pulled over to survey the damage - there was none, it was bumper to license plate holder - but she was SO rattled. I felt so bad for her. I reassured her it was so fine, we didn’t need to exchange details

[Handsome Divorced Dad @DANEX873]

@quiet_homeboy “I am an average person, even my genitals are average” ok buddy, thanks for the heads up?

[Handsome Divorced Dad @DANEX873]

South Sydney are the sorest losers in the competition. Cody Walker is a grub and Latrell peaked at the Roosters. Enjoy the L and the bus ride back to Redfern LMAOOOOO