D.A.R.E Program

D.A.R.E to resist drugs and violence... says the coolest kid in the room.

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If you smoke pot, your parents will get divorced and it will be all your fault.

D.A.R.E to say no to drugs.

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@CrushPlug @Nickelodeon Wut...

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@TjLivinLife No spoilers, we're not caught up.

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@chancemp4 We're not mad, just disappointed...

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@dencerjeychicco Is this tweet specifically about that weird neck stretch in your profile pic?

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@RavenRavinoff 100% of people who try pot will die at some point. Check the facts before you tweet.

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@MySharonaBrown @RavenRavinoff We're still a thing, but that "Jon and Kate Plus 8" haircut you got definitely is not, girlfriend.

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@greenbluepur I know you are, but what am I?

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@andcontainonly Because drinking is cool, dummy. Drake does it.

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@S_Mack_Attack @RavenRavinoff Learning is learning. Glad you got something from the program.

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@DrshawnMinnier @MichelleObama @POTUS @DrBiden ^this

This is why you say no to drugs.

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How much for one weed? Asking for a friend.

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@jeffreydc Well said

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@BSDLucci @McGruffatNCPC Way to stick it to the anti drug program for kids, Grown Ass Man.

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@fucktastic10 There are a few possible explanations. Either:

1.) We're REALLY fucking good at our jobs and all the kids have stopped doing drugs

OR

2.) Maybe you were just a nerd in high school 🤷‍♂️

Take your pick, nerd.

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@DevlinWilder Wait, are you giving us feedback or applying for a job? Cause you're about one credential away from just posting your resume.

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@izzyisntfunny This

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If you smoke pot, your parents will get divorced and it will be all your fault.

D.A.R.E to say no to drugs.

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@ishthechosenone Well "fuck it, do drugs kid" didn't exactly kill it in test groups either

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@MattRob19 3 likes and 1400 followers. Nailed it, Matt.

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@colana_bleu Tbh that message was geared more towards, like, the cool kids...

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@lovehatethisapp "Do drugs and you'll end up banging Megan Fox" isn't exactly the message we were going for.

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@TheCrackHen That's literally all we've been telling people since the 90's