Darian J. Elizondo 🇺🇸

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A letter from President Donald J. Trump. #GOAT @realDonaldTrump

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@IanCarrollShow Is that the part where his shadow disappears? 🤔

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@RealCandaceO Got me thinking about the movie The Aviator.. plays out like the 2016 Trump smear. With what jars of pee in bottles around the room or something? IK off topic, nothing’s real!!

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@itsJohnRocker What are you drinking tonight?

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@OwenShroyer1776 Trying to keep the sham alive. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@ShannonSharpe In Denver, if the ball popped out and hit the ground it would have been incomplete. Gotta survive the contact 💯.

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@RGIII @NFL @OuttaPocketRG3 @BuffaloBills I think if the ball popped out and hit the ground it would have been an incomplete pass. It just happened to pop out into the hands of the defender.

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@JeffSkversky @speakeasytlkshw I’m not an eagle fan but Hurts is a Super Bowl champ. There’s a ton of great QB’s that can’t say that.. coughcoughMarinocough. lol

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@OwenShroyer1776 Maybe if you apologize you can get crossed off the list. lol

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@JackPosobiec At this point, just here for the ratio.

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@RealAlexJones

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@elonmusk It was all fun and games when Conan O’Brien used to play the clips on his show back in the day. 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

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@JackPosobiec

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@tylerbowyer @JackPosobiec 😳

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@joeroganhq Ok ok, I’ll do it. Since you’re twisting my arm. 😂

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@EmeraldRobinson Of course the first two artists to attempt this design didn’t get it right and were executed.. lol

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@HarmeetKDhillon @MZHemingway As I understand, after this last election, California’s only district to have banned voting machines will be no more.

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@LauraLoomer @DanBilzerian Wait, who’s important enough?

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@RealAmVoice @JackPosobiec Surprised he didn’t have a cyanide tooth. 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

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@OwenShroyer1776 When can we expect a new show?

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@Cobratate True- no one likes being fat.