DARK LORD COMMENTS

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@MagicTavern FOR THE BOOK CLUB. ONE OF MY FAVORITES "HOW I AM A USELESS WORM AT THE DARK LORD'S MERCY" REAL PAGE TURNER.

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@MagicTavern THE FUCKING ORCS UNIONIZED AFTER THEY REALIZED BEING KILLED FOR LOSING A MITTENS GAME IS A RAW DEAL.

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@MagicTavern OK NEW PLAN. MAKE ALL THE ORCS PLAY MITTENS, EXCEPT THE LOSING TEAM IS HORRIBLY MURDERED. DOUBLE THE ENTERTAINMENT, WIN WIN.

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@MagicTavern ONE MISTAKE I MADE. I DIDN'T HAVE A CONTINGENCY PLAN FOR ALL THESE FUCKING ROARING ORCS... NOT SURE WHAT TO DO WITH ALL OF THEM

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@MagicTavern IT'S GOOD TO BE ON TOP. DARKNESS RULES KIDS, DON'T FORGET IT.

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@MagicTavern I HAVE 6 FACES, AND THEY ARE KEPT IN A DARK WARDED BOX THAT I SWITCH AROUND WHENEVER I CHOOSE.

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@MagicTavern THOSE BARDS JUST SO YOU KNOW TRADED THEIR SOULS FOR TALENT... FROM HOW AWFUL THEY WERE I GUESS I GAVE THEM A RAW DEAL.

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@MagicTavern GUESS WE AREN'T GOING TO TALK ABOUT HOW THE DARK LORD IS THE ONE WHO CRAFTED MANY OF THE CROWNS FOR KING ANIMALS. BIASED BITCH.

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@MagicTavern THE DARK LORD DOES NOT GIVE BLACK WIZARDS A BAD NAME. OR BLUEISH-GREY. I'M A SHAPE SHIFTER YOU FOOLS.

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@MagicTavern DAMN STRAIGHT THE DARK LORD HAS DONE SO MUCH FOR FOON. THESE FOOLS DON'T REALIZE WHAT DARKNESS BRINGS... GREATNESS!

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@MagicTavern THE DOOM HORN WAS BLOWN ONCE BEFORE. THE DARK LORD PRESSED THE SNOOZE BUTTON. I ANSWER TO NO ONE'S BULL SHIT. @usidoretheblue

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@MagicTavern NONE OF THEM BOTHERED TO ASK WHO THAT GUARD TORTURED PEOPLE FOR. FOOLS... COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOLS.

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@chuntttttt @MagicTavern JOIN THE DARK LORD CHUNT AND YOUR CURSE WILL BE ALLEVIATED AND YOUR BUTTHOLES SHALL BE PLENTIFUL...

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@MagicTavern THE DARK LORD IS NOT WATCHING THE BARON 'GET IT ON'. ALL OF THAT DELIGHTFUL DARKNESS COMES FROM WITHIN HIMSELF. BEAUTIFUL.

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@chuntttttt IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE THE LURE OF NUMEROUS BUTTHOLES BRINGS YOU TO THE WINNING TEAM CHUNT #DARKLIFE #CHUNTPLEASE

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@MagicTavern THE SIDE OF GOOD IS SO RUDE. JOIN THE DARK ARMY AND BE WELCOMED WITH OPEN CLAWS #CHUNTPLEASE #DARKLIFE #FUCKARNIE #WIZARDSSUCK

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@MagicTavern @usidoretheblue EVERYONE KNOWS THE DARK ARMY GREETS ONE ANOTHER WITH CEREMONIAL HEADBUTTS, NOT HIGH FIVES OR SEVENS. #DARKLIFE

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@MagicTavern WONDERING WHY USIDORE CAN'T REMEMBER WHO BLEMISH IS? SO EASY TO SHROUD WIZARD'S MEMORY, VICTORY TO DARKNESS #DARKLIFE

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@adidasrunning THANK YOU ADIDAS, NOW WE CAN ALL BE REMINDED HOMOPHOBES STILL EXIST AND MANKIND IS DEEP IN AN INTELLECTUAL WASTELAND.

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@MagicTavern @usidoretheblue @SpintaxTheGreen WIZARD RELEASE LARGE AMOUNTS OF MAGICAL EXHAUST, AND WILL EXPLODE IN SECONDS. EASY WIN.