David Cooley

Doomed...

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@Towakids Shameless episode 69

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" My chick fries , my chick cooks , my chick eats stuff that your chick wish she could. " --LudaCrisco

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Blink-182 makes my day everyday

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@nottjmiller god damn you. I bought your shit fuck yeah sauce last year and haven't had it since. I just doused my pop corn shrimp and ruined my weekend. Thank you and fuck you. It's awesome @jessicaalba

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@TeamBandL Lost my shit and smoked the randoms blunt when this happened

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@TeamBandL @netskymusic I fuckin knew it. @netsky was in line for the for the bathroom with the rest of us before his set lol

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@longjawns @TeamBandL Killed it.

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Best. Fucking. Show. Ever..
Every fucking song I listen to every day was destroyed. Thank you.
(For all the peeps in vip balcony; we didnt actually buy out that table, we just got there early)

[Brownies & Lemonade🍫🍋 @TeamBandL]

last night was unforgettable

netsky
culture shock
krewella
jawns
drone (respect dnb)

it was also our biggest sold out crowd yet for a drum & bass party

dnbnl continues to invigorate us the same way it did a year ago when it was just a last minute decision

thank u all

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@bluntsnblondes Mirrors, over come, Marley, my life is good. All 🔥

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@SteveMartinToGo Hello,
Who can I contact about booking Mr. Martin for a private dinner, and how would one go about that if possible?
My father is a lifelong fan.
The only thing he ever told me he truly wanted in his life was to have Steve Martin over for dinner. Please reply...

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12 Monkeys remake. @TerryGilliam
#ShiaLebouf #JamesMcAvoy #SelenaGomez

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Finally had it made:
Thank you @Jaydensdaddy for making me and my father's dream a reality. @SteveMartinToGo might even appreciate this (and want one). lol. #TheJerk

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"Lord loves a working man. Don't trust whitey. See a doctor and get rid if it."

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@SteveMartinToGo @YouTube I still can't find what song that made Navin want to go to St Louis.... #CrazyRhythm

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@PAULVANDYK do you really care Paul?, or are you my over worked therapist that doesn't know if she cares.

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Every time I hear, "I Try" - @MacyGraysLife I can't help but think she's singing about Sandman. #TrainingDay

[OOKAY @Ookay]

Did you take your vitamins today?? Don’t forget!

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Ellis Island best karaoke ever! @Terodactyl5150

[Las Vegas Locally 🌴 @LasVegasLocally]

What's your favorite Vegas "secret" or hidden gem?

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@Ookay Fuck it

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@wolfganggartner They're everywhere bro. Get over it. Unless it's ridiculous. Fuck that shit. Run as fast as you can. Lol

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My wife gets mad when I yell, "Fuck you Toby!" While I'm taking a shit and watching The Office.