Tom D'Albora

USCG Licensed Master
Sailor and Marine professional.

[Kevin W. @Brink_Thinker]

Wife sets up a camera so her husband won’t sneak food… but his response is way too genius 🤣

[Tom D'Albora @DAlboraTom]

@Scarletkoito111 a single stage septic system in a town that has raging diarrhea.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

If you ever see this kid, you've made several wrong turns and one really bad vacation decision.

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Sending in the main expert because no one else can figure out what the issue is.

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

“The reflecting pool is open and everyone is having a wonderful time.”

[Tom D'Albora @DAlboraTom]

@OlenaRohoza These idiots all seemed to fail US History and Economics 101.

At some point they will all be recognized as a group on the wrong side of history. A sad footnote at best.

[Tom D'Albora @DAlboraTom]

@AntiTrumpCanada No doubt he's repulsive, but we all have to remember all the people who continue to enable his nonsense. They also need to be held accountable. That whole bunch is on the wrong side of history.

[Tom D'Albora @DAlboraTom]

@archer_rs I am .. but a grew a tail.

[Tom D'Albora @DAlboraTom]

@jasonllevin His flawless dance moves

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Perhaps you’re having a good day. But are you having a “Sally Field just greeted me in hot pants with an ice cold Coors in each hand” good day? No, you are not.

[Tom D'Albora @DAlboraTom]

@DailyMail

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@VicVela1 Randy Watson and Sexual Chocolate just cancelled

[Tom D'Albora @DAlboraTom]

Sort of a big day for me here. 33 years .. pretty good ride!

[Tom D'Albora @DAlboraTom]

@1Nicdar Third degree burns and landing on a bed of chipped teeth and broken dreams - and that's why my generation rocks.

[Tom D'Albora @DAlboraTom]

@RpsAgainstTrump

[Tom D'Albora @DAlboraTom]

@MacFarlaneNews Just another idiot that wants to rewrite history.
It would be nice if SC could elect a functional adult at some point.

[💥Texas Girl💥 @Ilegvm]

Will Ferrell hosted the finale of SNL on May 16th as the unhinged Dr. “Some wires got crossed... I accidentally removed your pen*s🤣” “Just one of those things.” What’s your favorite Will Ferrell movie or bit? Or none?

[Tom D'Albora @DAlboraTom]

@adgirlMM I hope this guy wipes his chin before he goes out in public. WTF

[Tom D'Albora @DAlboraTom]

@mjfree Based on reports as of early 2026, the "Trump Mobile T1" phone has been widely described by critics and tech analysts as a "scam" or "vaporware".