I can't imagine anything more terrifying for the American economy than placing Phony Stark @elonmusk at the head of a govt agency in charge of $$. None of these silver-spoon mf's have ever done a hard day's work or struggled to pay the bills. Not once.
In the wake of this shitshow, it is inevitable that we despair. The love of the ideals of America... that love doesn't belong only to flag-humping plastic patriots in their kooky red hats. It belongs to all of us. We're needed now more than ever. Organize. Fight. Resist.
Dear Ma & Pa MAGA,
Donald Trump didn’t lower your taxes. He didn’t get your roads fixed or your bridges built. He didn’t get you healthcare coverage, lower the price of your prescriptions, decrease the deficit, didn’t end the opioid crisis, revive the coal industry, he didn’t make “covid disappear”, didn’t make Mexico “pay for the wall”, he didn’t “put America First”, he didn’t make it “great again”, and he sure as hell didn’t “drain the swamp”.
So when you say he “fought for you”, you mean he validated your hate.
Because he didn’t do a goddamn thing for you other than that.
He hates who you hate.
And sadly, that’s all you think you need.
#TrumpIsBadForUS
Pass it on.
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It’s weird that trump…
- wears a ton of orange makeup
- was fined $355 million for fraud
- brags about acing a cognitive test
- dances like he’s jerking off 2 dudes
- needs 2 hands to drink a glass of water
- is in SO many pictures with Jeffrey Epstein
- is NOT endorsed by his former Vice President
- said there were airports in the Revolutionary War
- is hated by 40 out of 44 former cabinet & staff
- tried to convince people he’s 6’3” and 215 lbs
- can't remember saying he has the best memory
- denied porn star sex, but still paid her $130,000
- is a billionaire, but always asks followers for $
- confused E. Jean Carroll with Marla Maples
- confused Nancy Pelosi with Nikki Haley
- picked a low-energy loser like JD Vance
- constantly talks about Hannibal Lecter
- doesn't know the national anthem
- was convicted on 34 felony counts
- was indicted on 88 felony counts
- doesn't know the Lord's prayer
- tried to Sharpie a hurricane
- wanted to nuke a hurricane
- went bankrupt SIX TIMES
- wanted to buy Greenland
- told over 30,000 lies
- shits on a gold toilet
- tried to hump a flag
- doesn't drive a car
- doesn't have pets
- wears diapers
- cheats at golf
- never laughs
trump is fucking WEIRD.
"We shouldn't call them weird".
They said democrats drank the blood of babies. Executed children after birth . They worshiped a golden idol of T*ump at a rally
Weird is the nicest thing I can call them and not get my account banned
@elonmusk How you can be so astoundingly bereft of basic human decency and common sense boggles the mind. You're a bad joke and we're all laughing at you.
"Donald Trump tried to overthrow an election by violence."
That's old news, we already reported that.
"As president, Donald Trump directed tens of millions of tax dollars to his own pockets."
Old news.
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