Denise Allabaugh

This is my new X account 🇺🇸

[Denise Allabaugh @DAllabaugh88089]

Truth ⬇️

[Denise Allabaugh @DAllabaugh88089]

The closest I come to socializing now is seeing the same people at the gym who I never talk to 😂

[Denise Allabaugh @DAllabaugh88089]

The sad thing going on for Gen X right now in the workforce is that some industries that were thriving 30 years ago are now dying a slow death.

[Denise Allabaugh @DAllabaugh88089]

I feel like I smoked two packs of Canadian wildfires.

[Denise Allabaugh @DAllabaugh88089]

Good advice 👍🏻

[Denise Allabaugh @DAllabaugh88089]

Whenever I see people’s vacation photos with crowded beaches, I think, “That’s not a vacation. It’s worth paying more for a place with a private beach.” 🏖️ 😂

[Denise Allabaugh @DAllabaugh88089]

I might be the one person in the world who is happy when they cancel fireworks 🎆

[Denise Allabaugh @DAllabaugh88089]

A couple things I’ve learned from living in NEPA: People here really hate data centers but people here really love trains 🚂

[Denise Allabaugh @DAllabaugh88089]

Why do people hate rich people instead of celebrating success and learning from them? It couldn’t have been easy for Elon Musk to become the world’s first trillionaire. My advice to other rich people who aren’t as well known as Elon: Pretend you’re poor.

[Denise Allabaugh @DAllabaugh88089]

@WyomingW60628 He was photographed drinking Bud Light.

[Denise Allabaugh @DAllabaugh88089]

Another observation. I’ve got to hand it to Kid Rock for always doing a good job portraying the redneck trailer trash persona when in reality, he grew up as a wealthy kid whose father owned successful car dealerships. His acting skills are actually superb.

[Denise Allabaugh @DAllabaugh88089]

After watching a documentary about Richard Simmons, there is one thing I have always wondered. If he was overweight and lost weight, why can I never find one single “before” photo from when he was heavy? He must be the only fitness guru who never shared a “before” photo.

[Denise Allabaugh @DAllabaugh88089]

I wish Maddy didn’t tell Alamo about the DEA then maybe Rue would still be alive and there would be another season. I didn’t understand why she did that. #euphoria

[Denise Allabaugh @DAllabaugh88089]

This wasn’t the Euphoria ending I was expecting. This was sad and Rue is so beautiful 😢

[★ @POPin4k]

euphoria ending with rue appearing to ali one last time, smiling because she's finally okay... take me out #euphoria

[Denise Allabaugh @DAllabaugh88089]

Ready for the final episode of Euphoria. I wonder what will happen to Rue. About to find out!

[Denise Allabaugh @DAllabaugh88089]

Just watched Scream 7 on Paramount and it may be the dumbest movie I’ve ever seen.

[Denise Allabaugh @DAllabaugh88089]

Thinking about the latest episode of Euphoria. Couldn’t Nate and Cassie just have sold their house to pay the $1 million? Then maybe Nate wouldn’t have died that way and Cassie wouldn’t have had to do OnlyFans and everything else she did.

[Denise Allabaugh @DAllabaugh88089]

Remembering those who died for our freedoms. I salute you on Memorial Day and every day. And I thank you. 🇺🇸

[Denise Allabaugh @DAllabaugh88089]

@democracydudes I agree with you ❤️

[Denise Allabaugh @DAllabaugh88089]

People make fun of her but my honest reaction if I heard this would be: Was that gunshots? Or fireworks?

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

They’ve tried to kill President Trump three times, at least, already and yet when dozens of gunshots rang out yesterday afternoon NBC’s White House reporter — and her cameraman — are totally clueless as to what’s going on.

[Denise Allabaugh @DAllabaugh88089]

Kudos to Julie Tsirkin @news_jul for being a good sport and the important thing no one else seems to be saying: I’m glad you’re OK!!

[Julie Tsirkin @news_jul]

I'm glad I could take one for the team with @nbcsnl on summer break

Thanks for the memes, internet! Hope you'll stick around for the reporting 🙇‍♀️