last yr:
wow, tesla microstrategy etc bought crypto, what if apple bought bitcoin too!
now:
wow ftx genesis etc insolvent, what if binance is insolvent?!
mf we super cycled in reverse
happy thanks giving everyone meow
cat sprained cat's paw so cant rly meet ppl in nyc ._. fug
this penthouse is v pretty, think its 2nd time cat has stayed in one, gud place for cat to recover, bless @skiki13 for helping cat stay at fancy hotel
no, you muppets, you didn't "lose $150M", you participated in a bernie madoff sized scheme that left a $10bn smoking crater in the earth, retail devastated
CT is unreal rn. People proudly committing wire fraud to get their FTX balances using fake Bahamas KYC. Doesn’t matter if you think it’s justified, it’s almost certainly jail time, you are stealing from other FTX creditors. Seek Jesus, and a lawyer, asap.
cat is on the streets, in miami, laying on the floor
when officer strikes up: "theres a game happening soon, get yo ass up before we drag you"
me: "this part of FTX arena is legally mine"
today, cat donated cat's watch, phone, and $500 to a FTX customer, you wouldn't believe the happiness cat felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket