Rob Falkner

All my views are my own and are usually wrong. #LTFC

[Rob Falkner @DBFalks87]

And people say Politicians are out of touch with reality.

[The Arena on CNN @TheArenaCNN]

"It was just a man... standing in front of a pool, asking you to love it."

Watch @kasie's take on President Trump's closing midterm message. ⬇️

[Rob Falkner @DBFalks87]

Chop it up so it can be sold for an inflated price to the same owners or people closely linked to them, so you can pass PSR for another season.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

From the start of the 2026/27 season, Chelsea's Under-21s and Under-19s squads will be known as Cobham Next Gen (CNG) under head coach Harry Hudson!

[Rob Falkner @DBFalks87]

3,528 days later, the Falkner curse is finally broken! #LTFC

[AFC Turnford @afctofficial]

GAME POSTPONED 🚨

We have been informed by the league that Tomorrow’s game against Cuffley must be postponed due to the Eclipse that is due to take place as we don’t have any floodlights 🌑

The fixture will be rearranged to be played at a later date 📆

#AFCT #MoreThanFootball

[Joe Norris @JoeNorrisGYTO]

How good is this?

🎥 - IG/alexwaters.media https://t.co/LnFL7avcbG

[ScotlandView @TheScotlandView]

@HLTCO Look at where the Mexican players play. Look at your squad value and calm the fuck down.

[FIFA Media @fifamedia]

“FIFA can confirm that approximately 60 FIFA World Cup 2026 fans received a communication on Wednesday, 3 June regarding tickets that had been allocated at no charge (0 USD) due to a prior payment issue during the checkout process. The tickets requested by these fans remain reserved, and the affected fans have been invited to complete payment of the correct amount. FIFA regrets the error and any inconvenience caused.”

[Henry Winter @henrywinter]

Anyone with any knowledge of English football history will know that it is ridiculous for Southampton’s chief executive, Phil Parsons, to claim that their expulsion from the Championship play-offs is a bigger punishment than the 30-point deduction imposed on Luton Town in 2008 which led to relegation and almost throttled the life out of the club. Absolutely no comparison and completely weakens Southampton’s attempted argument that being thrown out of the play-offs is “manifestly disproportionate to every previous sanction in the history of the English game”.

There is some good stuff in Parsons’ statement: accepting culpability for Spygate, apologising to those clubs they spied on and apologising to their fans “whose extraordinary loyalty and support this season deserved better from the club”. Well said. But… the rules changed since Leeds United’s “similar offence” in 2019, there is no right to the £200m (it’s not a fine), and to play the whataboutery game and make the comparison with the Hatters is, fittingly, mad. Southampton’s reputation is certainly damaged but at least their very existence is not at risk. #SaintsFC #LTFC

[Rob Falkner @DBFalks87]

I was just thinking fair play to Arsenal, go on to twitter and this is the first thing I see.

[LeahRay @MoreLeahRay]

This has been the worst game ever as a content creator

SEE YOU IN BUDAPEST🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬

[𝐂𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐔𝐥𝐭𝐫𝐚 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 @thecasualultra]

🇳🇱 What a tribute… Carla, a laundry worker for 27 years at Dutch club Go Ahead Eagles, was honored with a tifo and pre-game presentation last night, before she retires at the end of the season 👏

Sometimes football is brilliant 🥹

[Rob Falkner @DBFalks87]

@Blesing_Andrew It’s not just Brighton doing that to you, it’s everyone, you just keep wanting Brighton players. When your top 10 looks like this you aren’t getting anyone at a good price. No sign of Brighton on this list either…

[Rob Falkner @DBFalks87]

Call me old fashioned, but there is no need for a triple change at 1-0 up #LTFC

[Rob Falkner @DBFalks87]

I’d be tempted to start an orange cone at the back over some of our defenders #LTFC

[Rob Falkner @DBFalks87]

Anywhere else on the pitch, the ref gives this every single time. Not a fan of Bothroyd, but Dermot Gallagher has a great skill of being the most unlikeable man in every conversation he’s in.

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

🗣️ "That's why I'm a referee and you're not"
🗣️ "I actually think it's a foul by Rodri"

Jay Bothroyd and Dermot Gallagher clash when discussing Rodri's claim for a penalty after a tackle from Elliot Anderson in the closing stages.

[Rob Falkner @DBFalks87]

@HattersNews Can’t imagine anyone is against finishing 08th and potentially bagging 100+ million.

[John Salmon @JohnSalmonX]

@LutonTown It don’t get much better than that!!

Great window full of gnarly trades.

Now’s the time to kick some ball.

Get out onto that field like it’s a brand new dawn.

It’s time, for the hats to shine.

#GoHats

[Rob Falkner @DBFalks87]

@W17TY What’s that saying about beggars and choosers again. Seems like we have a lot of those judging by the number that have gone.

[Rob Falkner @DBFalks87]

There’s a lad for Portsmouth, Alli. Goal and an assist yesterday, would be good if we could pull that one off #LTFC

[Rob Falkner @DBFalks87]

Another player supposedly not good enough for us, but is good enough for a team in the league above 🤔

[HattersNews.co.uk @HattersNews]

Hatters defender linked with Bloomfield reunion at Oxford United
https://t.co/071MSeJ0eZ

[Rob Falkner @DBFalks87]

@___GJS___ Hold on Graham, I’ve just had an idea/brainwave and it’s genius….

4 (FOUR) more strikers. Not just any strikers either, unfit ones, injured even. I’m emailing the club as we speak, thank me later. Bookmark this for when we secure 08th place come May.