Pensar que Ilya le mandó a Shane una foto con un disfraz de gladiador y terminó haciendo que Shane googleara si era seguro usar un tapón anal durante horas, y como Google le dijo que sí, el tipo manejó todo este recorrido bancándose lomas de burro, baches y lo que se le cruzara
it's world dracula day time to repost the dracula ballet from the polish national opera with choreography by krzysztof pastor and music by wojciech kilar
This has a clinical name. Revenge bedtime procrastination. And the ADHD version runs on a completely different mechanism than the neurotypical one.
A neurotypical person stays up late because they want more leisure time. The ADHD brain stays up because it spent every drop of dopamine it had on executive function during the day. Sitting in meetings, managing transitions, filtering impulses, remembering the thing you were supposed to remember. That burns through dopamine the way sprinting burns through glycogen. By 10pm the tank is empty.
But here's where it gets counterintuitive. The exhaustion is physical. The dopamine deficit is neurological. Those are two separate systems. Your muscles want sleep. Your prefrontal cortex is starving for the stimulation it was denied all day because it spent 14 hours on task-switching and impulse control instead of anything that actually felt rewarding.
The phone at midnight is the brain trying to collect what it's owed. Low-effort, high-stimulation content. Scrolling, short videos, rabbit holes. The exact profile of activity that delivers dopamine without requiring the executive function you already depleted.
The sleep researchers call this a "self-regulation failure." It's closer to a debt collection. You borrowed against your own reward system to function all day. The bill comes due at midnight. And the brain will not let you sleep until it gets paid.
@FelixFanfaron They had to shoot like 80 takes of the dove because its wings were wet from the rain machine and it didn’t want to go anywhere it was like nah fuck this
The H-Files fic is complete!
Agent Graham and Dr. Lecter's first case takes them to Oregon to investigate alien shit. The truth is out there. Also smut - smut is def out there too. https://t.co/JfOBagUT32
Hanni in forest gear so he doesn't ruin his suits! #hannigram#hannibal