DB

I prefer not to. Dour, distrustful borderline misanthrope. Persistent Rule 4 violator. High brow engagement gardener.

[DB @DBOtherP]

Keep expectations so low that all surprises are pleasant.

[DB @DBOtherP]

@AviWoolf Always lean to the latter. Lets humans surprise you in a good way.

[Michael Watson @MichaelWatsonDC]

Because they’re the United non-Auto non-Workers now. Grad students, casino dealers, and retirees.

[DB @DBOtherP]

@Kyle_Beckley Giles went so hard at the end of S5. RIP to a fine actor.

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

And finally, the number-one selling doll this Christmas is "Tickle Me Elmo."

And the least popular selling doll?

You guessed it: Tickle Me Frank Stallone.

[DB @DBOtherP]

@GMFWashington Most streaming originals = steaming originals.

[beetle moses @beetlemoses]

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[Enguerrand VII de Coucy @ingelramdecoucy]

@evanwch

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

Under a new law passed by the state assembly, effective next year Michigan will set aside an allotment of hunting licenses for blind people.

This, after years of relentless lobbying... by deer.

[DB @DBOtherP]

@GMFWashington @CraigR3521 I think fiscal discipline is a good ancillary lesson.

[Blame Big Government @BlameBigGovt]

The Gaza Health Ministry is reporting that Graham Platner is telling the truth.

[Mary Katharine Ham @mkhammer]

I like the idea that he was, by his own admission, on a drunken PTSD-exacerbated blacking-out bender for much of his adulthood, but can definitively say this. Interesting.

[Carlos @txiokatu]

Imagine if Scott Pelley was alive right now.

[Hampton Prescott @HamptonPrezcott]

“Play politics” in this context is code for “noticing things that are politically inconvenient for me, personally”

[(((Not That Crown, Maybe))) @CrownMaybe]

Within days, if not less, you will.

[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

Talarico on his way to break into Platner's house.

[Magills @magills_]

I heard Graham Platner once said “boof”

[Mary Katharine Ham @mkhammer]

I’ve heard of this guy as a dark and imbalanced character for years. Women know that special kind of friend’s ex whose full-ass name you know long after they dated bc of the badness, and then he runs for Senate, and you’re like “wait, THAT GUY?!” And it’s hard to speak up about a guy like that, who has quite a bit of power and seeks more, but my friend Lyndsey’s accusations are specific and detailed about what happened and didn’t, backed by physical diaries and texts from long before he ran. They confirm that a man with a Nazi tattoo does indeed have a bunch of bad decisionmaking and impulse control problems and his behavior can be more than unsettling. If he’s healing, which last week’s story doesn’t indicate, he should do it somewhere other than the Senate.

[Klara @klara_sjo]

A polka-dot shirt is a striped shirt with the stripes running depthwise.

[Enguerrand VII de Coucy @ingelramdecoucy]

It’s funny watching the party that tried to ruin Brett Kavanaugh’s life using the completely unsupported narrative of Christine Blasey Ford suddenly start questioning the veracity a story with great depth of detail as far as time, place, and contemporaneous verification of events sourced from multiple women

[Mickey Kaus @kausmickey]

Re: Scott Pelley/ @CBS--I've been on staff at magazines when an editor you like is replaced by an outsider you distrust. I've never thrown a fit like Pelley did. That's just not what you do. You make the new person feel at home and then stab them in the back as soon as you can.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“I searched the world over and thought I found true love, you met another and pffft! you were gone.”