Dave

Here I am, rockin' like a....well, just rockin' like some regular bad weather.

[Dave @DBandJelly]

@boylescb2 He ended up doing another midnight stitch job me up on me.

“Hey doc, do you have any exciting late night stitch stories?”

“No not really but one year The Hulk was in here on Halloween.”

“That was me!”

[Dave @DBandJelly]

I had to go to the hospital for stitches dressed as the Incredible Hulk. I was 120lbs. #HalloweenFail

[Dave @DBandJelly]

@STCfantasy @ScottAdamsSays Covfefe News Network

[Dave @DBandJelly]

@ScottAdamsSays He should buy it and put Jim Acosta on hurricane reporting duty.

[Dave @DBandJelly]

So what @gimarkou @Creed is one of the best bands of the last 30 years. Try and change my mind. #davelikescreed #creedrocks

[Dave @DBandJelly]

@chickmcgee1 did tounge wife say "laugh it off?" Or "lap it up?"

[Dave @DBandJelly]

@gimarkou @mabegovich at least that was the song I was air drumming. I think @elliot_corner thought it was some tom petty song.

[Dave @DBandJelly]

@gimarkou The song was Reign In Blood and I killed it. I will destroy @elliot_corner in air drumming any time any place. @mabegovich right?

[Dave @DBandJelly]

@gimarkou give her some of that sweet and sour pork sword.

[Dave @DBandJelly]

@chickmcgee1 he said Raymond

[Dave @DBandJelly]

Who mops up the floor after bands and symphonies play? Those brass and woodwind instruments sure create a lot of spit.

[Dave @DBandJelly]

Spicy mango and peanut salad. Delicious.

[Dave @DBandJelly]

That settles it, artificial smoked flavor is not delicious at all.

[Dave @DBandJelly]

@NOdom @indystar fiscal responsibility? We live in America bro.

[Dave @DBandJelly]

@indystar @NOdom wouldn't it be more economical to form and staff neighborhood poo patrols to find and dispose mystery turds?

[Dave @DBandJelly]

Watching thai soap opera and understanding everything. After my history of watching the young and the restless, language doesn't matter.

[Dave @DBandJelly]

Went out to my car this morn & 3 of my tires were slightly flat. I'm suspicious of Tom Brady. Was he in Indiana last night? #DeflateGate

[Dave @DBandJelly]

Tomorrow night if you're in Indy @tomsegura is going to be at @MortysComedy. He's one of the best comedians out there so check it out.

[Dave @DBandJelly]

Nothing quite like working 12 hrs on your birthday.

[Dave @DBandJelly]

When he thought we weren't home he would sing Miranda Lambert's Gunpowder and Lead in the shower at the top of his lungs #MyRoommateIsWeird