Daniel Boden

[Daniel Boden @DBoden512]

"Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"

[Daniel Boden @DBoden512]

@GuillemBalague

[Daniel Boden @DBoden512]

@adamboultonTABB You knew her for decades and still decided to say what you did? Fucking hell, stop digging.

[DJ Lippy @JocastaMoney]

I love Mexicans acting like they're the plucky underdogs against the English Colonisers. Lol. You desend from the Conquistadors. You're a nation that wiped out an entire Civilisation to bring it under the heel of the Roman Catholic Church. Fuck off. Silly hat looking little twats.

[Daniel Boden @DBoden512]

@TheCinesthetic True Detective (season 1)

[Sartorial Thug 🍸 @SartorialThug]

@andyburnham I saw you were wearing a t-shirt under your suit jacket and came to the conclusion that you would have nothing interesting to say.

[Anglo Futurism Capital LP 🇬🇧🐿️ @RollingHedge]

Bore off. He’s fucking shite and what follows will be several times worse. But we are all sick of you lot. You’re all idiots. Not one of you has a solitary clue what you’re doing. Not one of you realized that the Tories lost the election; you “won” fuck all. You have a slim vote share based majority thanks to a very apathetic majority of the public not showing up. You’re in power because you aren’t the Tories. Not because anyone rates you. It’s a castle built on sand. Burnham doesn’t understand mathematics. He doesn’t know what the bond market is. He doesn’t understand debt. He doesn’t understand wealth. He doesn’t understand how company valuations work. He understands fuck all, actually. The Labour Party collectively fall into two camps: either retards or saboteurs. You don’t decide which. We all know. And - you will reap the whirlwind.

[Daniel Boden @DBoden512]

@FabrizioRomano @McDonalds Fuck off

[The Redmen TV @TheRedmenTV]

Games gone

[Daniel Boden @DBoden512]

@eurofounder @MurrayHillGuy1 You know you prefer the Senegalese.

[Daniel Boden @DBoden512]

@SaucySeventies @Sofia50020Sofia Well I was going to say the kleptomania but that is infinitely more interesting

[Daniel Boden @DBoden512]

@F1

[Daniel Boden @DBoden512]

@frankwrighter @BurnsideWasTosh Having seen your post I've just spent a good hour reading about him. Absolutely superb.

[Daniel Boden @DBoden512]

@ChampionsLeague He's playing against Arne Slot's Liverpool, in many ways he made it way more complicated than it needed to be.

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

These two giant tortoises have been fighting each other for over 120 years. According to the zoo, one tortoise stole the other’s food 120 years ago, and from that day on they became enemies. There hasn’t been a single day where they haven’t fought for a while

[Daniel Boden @DBoden512]

@BBCNews

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

Today I found out I have terminal cancer

Five weeks ago I faxed a photo of a mosquito bite to the EU-certified AI model

Today results came back

"You have penis cancer. Terminal. 2 weeks to live"

My wife looked at this and became suspicious

"Cancer on your penis? Wasn't the bite on your arm?"

She said we should see a real doctor

"No doctor is better than the EU-regulated artificial intelligence..." I said quietly

I told my wife I need space to process this

Then I decided that a dying man deserves comfort

Life is too short to die with regrets

So I visited my neighbor Brunhilda and fucked her twice

Goodbye, world. It was a beautiful life

[Daniel Boden @DBoden512]

@BillyPacMan Yeah, fuck it. What do I need to do?

[Daniel Boden @DBoden512]

@AlternatNews Just a bit further north to Whitby and some excellent fish and chips.

[Hello you C*U*N*T 👌 @Prinny_sparkle]

Irish Republicans lecturing on blowing up the innocent? Get to fuck.