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books? yeh books.

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"the British accent"

[Sergio Da Silva @TurboHaus]

The Quebec accent is infinitely more charming than the British accent.

[Alessandra Ranelli (Pre-Order Hotel Orient 🛎️) @Ilsa_seeks_Rick]

Thrilled to announce @DBtelford has signed with agent @katiefulf after only two weeks in the query trenches!

Sobbing happy tears for you, David. Huge congratulations! Can’t wait to see editors battling over DEAD MEN DON’T SING!
#amagented #killertwistpitchprize #howigotmyagent

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@MelJRey 🤫

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I write books but also don't ever ask me about it in person because I grew up Australian and Gen X so would literally expire if I had to talk about myself.

[Anne Farquharson @4nneF]

So excited to have made the shortlist along with these other amazing pitches! 🥳📚🥳
The Debatable Lands was also shortlisted for the pitch perfect competition @BloodyScotland last year so 🤞🤞🤞

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@MelJRey bless you, Mel.

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@Everymancinema I just want to sit in the middle of a cinema and watch a movie on my own like a normal boy, why must you fill the joint with sofas?

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@CPTriangulation @cpneighbours @cplocal at least they saved money by reusing the sign letters

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I miss that little bird

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@nathanrabin oh baby. I saw this in the cinema, with the red/blue 3D glasses. That's about all I remember.

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@newscientist Did Sesame Street produce this?

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There’s a new third best Beverly Hills Cop film.

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how senior?

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@jessehawken This is the Hasselhoff take.

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@TomBoomBox Like

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I wish there was a way for my Likes to be public

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Can I say something without people getting mad?

[Nicholas Guyatt @NicholasGuyatt]

Richard Madeley explaining the plot of his new crime novel on Radio 2 just now is two minutes of pure joy, and the most @AccidentalP thing I have ever heard

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@ficklishjlo this cock is loud and proud

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Here's the thing about living in south London:
There are foxes everywhere but they prefer to eat nappies and trash than that insufferable cockerel a few doors down.

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Just wait until Brian Cox reads The Kite Runner