Hate that we live in a timeline where Miss Piggy has to post Instagram tributes to a bestie (Dolly Parton) and an ex-lover (Tim Curry) within a 24-hour span
My 7-year-old daughter heard me say that Dolly Parton died, and got visibly very sad. I was surprised she even knew that name.
“You know Dolly Parton?”
In the sweetest timid voice, she replied:
“Well, I don’t _know_ know her. But she sent me books.”
🥹😢😭
My grandpa said that being a lesbian was a trend and i asked him if he ever met women who lived together who said they were "close friends" when he was younger and i just saw something click in his head 😅
@Enti_Ducky@FAFZ36 Letztens im Kino bekam ich zum riesigen Popcornbehälter auch nur einen unproportional kleinen Trinkbecher. Wahrscheinlich wollen die Kinos, dass wir mehr zu trinken kaufen.
Erwachsen zu sein ist so cool!!!
ich kann mein Leben leben (mache nichts) so lang draußen bleiben wie ich will (mache immer noch nichts) und überall hingehen! (Ich bin nur zuhause)
Didn’t speak on this earlier, but this has to be one of the most subtle yet heartbreaking moments in the entire film that just feels so utterly human. The fact that an hour prior to this in the movie MJ had shared her dream with Peter to be an actress and make it big and was so happy when he began rooting for her, now she doesn’t want him to know that dream wasn’t fulfilled because he might be disappointed. Only for him to build her back up and tell her it’s okay to stumble or take an unexpected detour in life, as long as you maintain your pride and sense of self.
That is, in my opinion, the most Spider-Man thing ever.
My brother. "to his online friends" I gotta go. My pizza is here.
One of his online friends: Where's my pizza?
Everyone: "laughs"
My brother: "logs out of chat"
Me: You know. You could order them pizza.
My brother: What?
Me: You know his adress.
My brother. We live in Canada. They are in the States.
Me: So. You can order it online and pay with a credit card.
-20 minutes later-
Online friend: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET ME A PIZZA FROM CANADA?
Nolan: Voy a adaptar cosas de Year One para mi película de Batman.
Reeves: Voy a adaptar cosas de Year One para mi película de Batman.
Burton: Voy a adaptar ese episodio de Batman 66 donde el pingüino se hace alcalde.
Ich kehre den Balkon und murmle „Ziel, Wille, Bedacht“. Der mann wischt die Regale und skandiert „spähen, wittern, ducken“. Und so lebt jeder in seiner eigenen Fantasywelt. 🧙♌️