DC Bus Tweets

I am on the bus right now.

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Child on #37bus: "I hope the rain splashes the cars to death!" Dark stuff.

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Child is singing, "We're on a bus! On a bus! On a bus!" We are in kindred spirits; I LOVE singing about the bus. #37bus

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#37bus teens: "So what would you call my dad? What's a male cougar?" "I think everyone."

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ALL ALONE on the last #37bus of the night! I love when this happens. #buswins

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What do u do when u r a curmudgeon who hates 2 many things. #n6bus

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I just adore the #37bus; people around me are, like, reading actual physical library books.

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What will DC do when Obama is gone? We won't be cool anymore. 😩😩 #stateoftheunion #n6bus

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EXCITING MOMENT ALL ALONE ON THE #H4BUS.

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In conclusion I'm thinking of the late Oliver Sacks on the #h4bus.

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Don't you just sometimes feel so lucky that you experienced the privilege of being a sentient being? Rather than being, like, a rock?

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Sharing an #uberpool with other inappropriate drunks makes me feel so much more secure in my #lifechoices.

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If I was Obama, I'd do the vetoing on the coffee table just so it never actually gets #OnHisDesk.

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Consensus from the riders of the back of the #x3bus: Mayor Muriel Bowser cannot dance. I'll take their word for it. 😂

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I was just in the background of someone's Snapchat. I saw the pic on his phone. Maybe I will become a famous meme. #x3bus

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NEW BUS 4 ME: #X3BUS!!!! SO FAR NOTHING 2 REPORT.

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Based on this #33bus eavesdropping I've learned that the DC British school is basically Hogworts.

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My #uberpool just abandoned "kathleen" who was being shady and hard to find. Yes! I hate #NewYearsEve.

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Taking #uberpool on #nye: girl: "can you take us to nelly's?" Me: you can walk there from here, bitch. #ihatethisholiday #busoutoforder

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FOR THE 1ST TIME EVER I just asked someone, "is that your bag?" #ifyouseesomethingsaysomething (It was indeed his bag.) #h4bus #wmata

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Whoa, I'm obsessed with this brand new extra-long #53bus. Even has #newbussmell.