30-Year-Old Tooth Fairy Believer

The cowboy of chemistry

[30-Year-Old Tooth Fairy Believer @DCC_DMAP]

Organic chemistry is truly the jock subdiscipline. No math, minimal computers, just vibes and shapes 🤠

[30-Year-Old Tooth Fairy Believer @DCC_DMAP]

I hate the Yankees so much and I’m still with Jazz here. He gets so much criticism and it’s so obvious that a huge portion of it is because he’s an outspoken black man. Tom Hamilton should be ashamed of himself.

[Gary Phillips @GaryHPhillips]

🆕 @NYDNSports: Jazz Chisholm Jr. responded to the Jimmy Fallon jab made by #Guardians broadcaster Tom Hamilton.

“I mean, I am a two-time All-Star," the #Yankees' 2B said before adding, “I’m not trying to be arrogant or anything. First of all, it was really for my charity that I was there.”

Chisholm also didn't understand the blowback he received for his World Series comments on The Tonight Show. https://t.co/66AMeSn0RP

[30-Year-Old Tooth Fairy Believer @DCC_DMAP]

@AndyOgles You look like you have pink eye

[30-Year-Old Tooth Fairy Believer @DCC_DMAP]

@AnnoyedSoxFan @LoverNotArguer You should do more reading if you think that. FanGraphs has a very good set of pages on how they calculate WAR. I can also send you a thing written by Tom Tango over DMs that very thoroughly explains how OAA works.

[30-Year-Old Tooth Fairy Believer @DCC_DMAP]

@Johntarnish @BayAreaTrev Even if it is it takes ten minutes to go through each team’s relievers on FanGraphs or BRef and find who has the most WAR. They should at least attempt to check their work.

[30-Year-Old Tooth Fairy Believer @DCC_DMAP]

If you’re the only person on the bus it’s basically a limo

[30-Year-Old Tooth Fairy Believer @DCC_DMAP]

@MsNobody42 @bryan_johnson @_katetolo The fact that you don’t think Bryan Johnson of all people would do that in a heartbeat shows how little you know about the world

[30-Year-Old Tooth Fairy Believer @DCC_DMAP]

@varshos_glove Been a lot of that this season for us! I’m becoming an expert at closing the MLB TV tab on my browser in disgust.

[30-Year-Old Tooth Fairy Believer @DCC_DMAP]

@pitchprofiler Eric Lauer? More like Matt Lauer!

[Wynner 🇩🇪🇦🇹🇪🇺 @EuroWynner]

It’s difficult for me to explain to non German speakers how crazy his accent is. Integration final boss.

[30-Year-Old Tooth Fairy Believer @DCC_DMAP]

@JoePostingg *in America

[30-Year-Old Tooth Fairy Believer @DCC_DMAP]

@DodgersNation Good. Fuck you

[30-Year-Old Tooth Fairy Believer @DCC_DMAP]

And yet we can’t win fucking ballgames for shit

[Lee Hepner @LeeHepner]

A city surrounded by water with vistas atop each of 47 hills. A half hour in any direction to pristine nature, where giant redwoods meet sand and cypress trees bend over centuries. A climate so pleasant they gave the fog a name. Oh, and a flock of wild green parrots dot the sky.

[30-Year-Old Tooth Fairy Believer @DCC_DMAP]

@InfiniteDodger

[30-Year-Old Tooth Fairy Believer @DCC_DMAP]

@BlakeHHarris

[30-Year-Old Tooth Fairy Believer @DCC_DMAP]

@littlemissmet Fans should drink water from the east river to help bring the bats back

[30-Year-Old Tooth Fairy Believer @DCC_DMAP]

@SamAdlerBell Whoever writes their baseball headlines is legitimately very funny

[30-Year-Old Tooth Fairy Believer @DCC_DMAP]

@BargerMVP_SZN Pretty sure Christy Mathewson would qualify as a legend

[30-Year-Old Tooth Fairy Believer @DCC_DMAP]

@CodifyBaseball Yea they’re probably gonna regress and end up being fine. There’s too much talent on that team for them to totally shit the bed in 2026

[30-Year-Old Tooth Fairy Believer @DCC_DMAP]

@toddrjones Naming your kid Parley is the most degenerate gambler shit of all time