DC Cold Cuts

Documenting the best deli options in the district. Highly opinionated about rye bread.

[DC Cold Cuts @DCColdCuts]

Being an attorney is __________.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

After 20 Years, Man Makes Tearful, Difficult Decision To Change Wallets https://t.co/t6ZYc3Gsxl

[DC Cold Cuts @DCColdCuts]

lol.

[Louis KC @notlouisckk]

When my friends think I’m getting an Uber home but I’m really going to another bar

[DC Cold Cuts @DCColdCuts]

@jarvis_best and then they forgot. Ecclesiastes 9:5

[Heidi Stevens @HeidiStevens13]

Chicago’s serious about our sunrises. Respect 🫡

[FactPost @factpostnews]

The FDA has announced a recall of cinnamon due to possible contamination with lead.

[David Bakhtiari @DavidBakhtiari]

“How’s the Packers game?”
Me:

[DC Cold Cuts @DCColdCuts]

This is awful.

[Max Flugrath🗳️ @MaxFlugrath]

Reporter: "Can you say a word for us, sir?"
Mitch: *silence*

[TMZ @TMZ]

Sen. Jim Justice throws a huge birthday party for his dog on Capitol Hill 🎂

🎥: @hicharliecotton

[Sean Koerner @The_Oddsmaker]

Marco Rubio realizing the Packers need him to play on the O-line tomorrow night

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Over 80 tons of beef, pork, and goat meat have been recalled after they were found to have fake USDA marks of inspection.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

The #WordOfTheDay is ‘compendious.’
https://t.co/pYs5I8eZrP

[DC Cold Cuts @DCColdCuts]

@Logically_JC Is there a cafe and press coverage?

[DC Cold Cuts @DCColdCuts]

@AshleyInMKE 20s too look 40+

[ARLnow @ARLnowDOTcom]

Arlington pie shop voted best in the country in national reader poll https://t.co/8EFLptYdRq

[DC Cold Cuts @DCColdCuts]

@mattadler81 Take it back

[DC Cold Cuts @DCColdCuts]

@RayLong @adrianamperezr 😢

[DC Cold Cuts @DCColdCuts]

@jarvis_best “I will never leave nor forsake you”

[Maureen Cohen Harrington @VeganSkaterDC]

Guess what, DC? More fences!!! The scene tonight at 12th & Pennsylvania NW, several blocks from the White House.

[DC Cold Cuts @DCColdCuts]

@Dadsaysjokes Be very quiet.