dcevents

Events in and around D.C.

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http://t.co/Yvvx8UdHfE Only 1 month left til black people misspell Kwanzaa.

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http://t.co/xXUyqMto0q Use of the word "irony" should be avoided, ironically enough.

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Why do people wish they had a nickel for every time something happens instead of 5 MILLION DOLLARS? http://t.co/l6rXN0MIIN

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http://t.co/QB3uQ1qcIr http://t.co/twxSr6skWX will not get a cent of my money until they can tell me which apes I came from.

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http://t.co/VBZDzlx3Gf Be sure to take the time to honor a soldier today by punching a politician in the face.

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"I liked small butts. I was lying." - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession http://t.co/lDUpMMISG2

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http://t.co/OZnIL9bRsK I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade

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http://t.co/tsvqvFZqeP The Bible is subtitled "Shit My God Says".

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http://t.co/QTZacRP2 I look like Danny DeVito's sloppy seconds.

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Fruit By The Foot, but no Meat By The Meter? I call bullshit. http://t.co/7XjH7w2S

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Improve Your Health with Raspberry Ketones http://t.co/xnz2w0V1

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Raspberry Ketones Weight Loss Benefits http://t.co/3J0B7FQh

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Raspberry Ketone is all the new craze!! http://t.co/n1Qufa24

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http://t.co/NHolTSj6 Has Jack Johnson done a TED talk on chillaxing yet?

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I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here. http://t.co/bouQqRpi