DCI George Gently

Spoof a/c Old School DCI. PACE ? that's the speed of the case. Stuck in 1967 with my side kick DS Bacchus. Unconnected with Alan Hunter. or Martin Shaw

[DCI George Gently @DCI_Gently]

Evening all. It's been a while. I lost my mojo. I jumped ship but I will still #holdtheline for my old colleagues. Where's @SirIanBlair ?

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@Alanw47 @SirIanBlair @Greek_Phil it was always likely

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@SirIanBlair @Greek_Phil good night too. Gotta rip a Twunt a new one tomorrow, UPP stage 1 kaa pow!

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@SirIanBlair @Greek_Phil oh, that Fowler! Him. Bloody bloke

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@SirIanBlair @Greek_Phil I'd like to locate the Fouler of trap 3 the dirty bastard!

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@SirIanBlair soap, metal or nine?

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@SirIanBlair I've had enough, I'm putting my papers in. It's no fun anymore. They gave me a Blackberry I blew 'em a raspberry. 🍓 sort of

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@SirIanBlair it is I, my bum's gone numb and I've got black rings around my eyes. It's all changed in here, have you been spending money?

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@SirIanBlair guv, I'm coming back in from the OP. My biro gas dried up. Nothing to see here. Move along now

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@SirIanBlair @Greek_Phil you've woken me from my slumber ! A pint of IPA please

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Tonight George is meeting an old mate in a dodgy rub a dub. I have Spanish women on my starboard bow. I'd rather have Dutch or South African

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Ahoy there !

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@carolineflack1 don't let those bastards get you down sweetheart. Me and John will have a quiet word in their cauliflowers

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Oooh god☹ I need coffee, asprin and loose fitting underwear. I always feel like this on New years day. 9 hours sleep is not enough!

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@blikemmer seems she was expecting chicken nuggets. Tragic. He leaves half a crate of Hobgoblin and a packet of cashew nuts. I'll adopt them

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Called into work. There's been a murder.
Apparently the victim served up Fray Bentos steak and kidney pies

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@Stathis79 @keithwhite2904 @gjs9756 @Independent I agree. It's done. Leave it alone

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@Stathis79 @keithwhite2904 @gjs9756 @Independent and bizarrely some were prosecution witnesses! So long as no senior officers get bloodied!

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Merry Christmas one and all

[DCI George Gently @DCI_Gently]

That's me finished. I put a smile on Bacchus's daughter's face with a little present. Let's not forget the real meaning of Christmas.