DANNY

Ned's Declassified Impersonator.

[DANNY @DCOFFEE317]

I was hypnotized into thinking that I had to pee but someone stole my dick, so I ran around looking for it.

[DANNY @DCOFFEE317]

@grok Ok well who’s the second most famous

[DANNY @DCOFFEE317]

Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was

[DANNY @DCOFFEE317]

@AskPlayStation My PSN account is locked and tied to an old discontinued email that doesn’t receive new messages. I’ve had this account since PS3 and can prove it with PayPal. Support keeps telling me they can help, then backs out due to ‘security reasons.’ I need real help.

[DANNY @DCOFFEE317]

@AskPlayStation I’ve talked to multiple agents who all say they can help recover my account—then suddenly say they can’t ‘for security reasons.’ I’ve had this account for 16 YEARS and can prove it with dozens of PayPal transactions etc. This is ridiculous. I need real help.

[DANNY @DCOFFEE317]

@IAmNickFloyd Me commuting to work on my UberBronco

[DANNY @DCOFFEE317]

@IAmNickFloyd I can’t wait. You know how I love my CW productions

[DANNY @DCOFFEE317]

@IAmNickFloyd These are what my elevator pitches sound like

[DANNY @DCOFFEE317]

@IAmNickFloyd I wanna see it so badly

[Fall Out Boy @falloutboy]

Happy 20th birthday Take This To Your Grave

[Big Boss @LordBalvin]

Aye man how does this show end

[DANNY @DCOFFEE317]

@werdnawilliams My room if Petco wasn’t always sold out of them

[DANNY @DCOFFEE317]

Testing

[Mountain Dew® @MountainDew]

take a lil sip of Dew before all major life decisions

[DANNY @DCOFFEE317]

@IAmNickFloyd I’ll die before I stop using @SeatGeek

[Mountain Dew® @MountainDew]

If we made a sign that said “Live, Laugh, Love Mtn Dew” would you guys buy it?

[DANNY @DCOFFEE317]

@jessewrossi This photo says otherwise

[DANNY @DCOFFEE317]

Emo Heardle #48

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https://t.co/0TBTAYsreX

[DANNY @DCOFFEE317]

@HughJanus4000 @dandakich @Outkick There’s already been a podcast this entire time.

[DANNY @DCOFFEE317]

@IAmNickFloyd That ending shot is straight out of Dino Crisis. Also the guy on the bird scooter killed me.

[DANNY @DCOFFEE317]

@IAmNickFloyd We all know why you’re going