DCP_PARTY

THIS IS A PARODY ACCOUNT• For Grass will grow greener.

[DCP_PARTY @DCP_Democraci]

National party chairman

[DCP_PARTY @DCP_Democraci]

Na anaitwa wet-angula

[DCP_PARTY @DCP_Democraci]

@IamKimathiKE @Atworii_

[Iam Wa Kimathi @IamKimathiKE]

Finya repost tufike mia pale pinned post

Natumia 10 people 100 bob each when we hit 100

Let’s do this comrades.

Hafu pia am funding accounts pale pinned wangwana

Pesa ziko

[DCP_PARTY @DCP_Democraci]

@MRight_KE @Atworii_

[Droid @droid254]

All urban rhumba mixes have the same songs in different order ...each one on youtube 😅😅

[RudeBwoy ™☠️🏴‍☠️ @RudeBwoy_254]

Man to Man: Dear brother, as a provider, no one should ask you where you have been when you get home late. Deals are cut at night.

[Fafa Mukuru @osoroKE]

Si uoe uulizange bwana yako hizi maswali?

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Ruto amebakisha wild card moja.

Tribalism.

Ataweka triple captain hii 2026. This guy eri nchi iungue but apate kiti.

[DCP_PARTY @DCP_Democraci]

Kaa ukishindwa na generation yako tulia

[Masta @abuyamasta]

Kuna time walisema tukue na rotational presidency, hii idea ilikua poa sana juu kwa sai kumaliza tribal politics in Kenya ni ngumu maybe in 100 years coming. For once I thought Gen Z were the game changers but nimekuja kugundua wao ndio biggest enablers.

[Masta @abuyamasta]

Kuna time walisema tukue na rotational presidency, hii idea ilikua poa sana juu kwa sai kumaliza tribal politics in Kenya ni ngumu maybe in 100 years coming. For once I thought Gen Z were the game changers but nimekuja kugundua wao ndio biggest enablers.

[Robert @wairia1]

Kuinama ni kitu ya kawaida jaaanuari
Huwezi enda sayuni..

[Fafa Mukuru @osoroKE]

Yeah, that bruddah is a serial pick me.

[Playboii✞︎ @maganjih__]

Side chicks will always treat you better than your girlfriend

[Mimi Sijui @M_Sijui592272]

Hii wazimu ya kupiga mtu picha kama amelala alafu unapost kwa social media ntakuja kutambariza mtu mimi

[Degrata @Degrata254]

Muting the words "people were asked... Check thread"

[Kenyaan_coco @Kenyan_Coco]

Unajifanya unaweka watu place wamekuweka na hujiwezi

[𐌀𐌍𐌕Ꝋ𐋅 @AntohSZN]

My PayPal account was suspended juu I added a secondary email, and mistakenly made it my primary email, then nikarudisha the previous one kama primary email, wakafunga. Made a call to explain this lakini ni kama my Kenyan accent made it worse. 180 days. Jesus!