DCU Library Shush Lady

Your Auntie's mate. Hates your guts. Shut the fuck up.

[DCU Library Shush Lady @DCU_ShushGal]

What am I supposed to do, shush the fucking roof?

[DCU Library Shush Lady @DCU_ShushGal]

PSA for those of you gone home for the weekend:

Fucking stay there.

Tread carefully.
#SSHHH

[DCU Library Shush Lady @DCU_ShushGal]

To all those who got their Leaving Cert results today: If you even breathe in my direction I'll hit you across the knuckles with a metre stick.

[DCU Library Shush Lady @DCU_ShushGal]

If you think I would willingly stand there and listen to those self-scan tills make that much fucking noise you've got another thing coming.

[Sorcha @s_nichonghaile]

@revolucienary I bet @DCU_ShushGal would be a whizz on the cash desks.

Dave would be the anti shush tbh

[DCU Library Shush Lady @DCU_ShushGal]

I understand that they have trouble comprehending basic English down in Pat's so I'll say this again...

You couldn't pay me to work in that zoo.

[DCU Library Shush Lady @DCU_ShushGal]

You will be shushed purely on account of your shit library tunes.

[DCU Library Shush Lady @DCU_ShushGal]

Nope. Not even close. Just fucking hate noise.

[Ben @bendelaney12]

Conspiracy Theory: The shush lady in the DCU Library was raised by a family of snakes and can only speak through hissing and shushing, making her excellent at her job

[DCU Library Shush Lady @DCU_ShushGal]

Would love if the GAA boys on the stairs would study "how to get out 101" instead.

[Liam De Brún @liamdeb]

The only thing people study in the DCU library is how to get clout 101.

[DCU Library Shush Lady @DCU_ShushGal]

I've heard a lot of you asking about the arrest yesterday.

All I'm saying is...

You'll think twice before you spoil Game of Thrones on me in the middle of the fucking library.

Tread carefully.

#SSHHH

[DCU Library Shush Lady @DCU_ShushGal]

You cunts thought I was gone for good, didn't you?

Tread carefully.

#SSHHH

[DCU Library Shush Lady @DCU_ShushGal]

Aoife O'Really Fucking Loud.

And for the record, they are my CROCS.

[aoife @aoiforeilly]

Why is the shush lady wearing SANDALS to make matters worse they’re rubber .😬

[DCU Library Shush Lady @DCU_ShushGal]

That was me, I lost all my lives on Candy Crush. Fucking raging.

[DCU Library Shush Lady @DCU_ShushGal]

Start hanging out with the obnoxiously loud businesss students in skinny tracksuits blocking the stairs and I'll be over fairly quick.

[DCU Library Shush Lady @DCU_ShushGal]

If either of you say a single word more than "I do", I will literally shush the fucking chapel down mid-ceremony.

[Andy @Vaughey97]

I matched with my library boyfriend on tinder...wonder if the DCU shush lady will be my maid of honour ❤️

[DCU Library Shush Lady @DCU_ShushGal]

You're right, I ought to tread carefully on a campus that can't spell.

Let's try again, shall we?

*TREAD carefully.

#SSHHH

[DCU Library Shush Lady @DCU_ShushGal]

You ever seen The Theory of Everything?

You know that bit where Stephen Hawking gets an operation on his trachea that leaves him unable to speak?

That's what I'm going to do to the cunts in study room 3 who don't realise that the room isn't soundproof.

Tread carefully.

#SSHHH

[DCU Library Shush Lady @DCU_ShushGal]

@PolloOrPolla Severe lack of context.

I'm actually shushing into that woman's ear. Get it right.

Tread carefully.

#SSHHH

[DCU Library Shush Lady @DCU_ShushGal]

In DCU Library it's called the group of like 12 lads that decide that the stairs is a good place to stop and chat really fucking loudly.

#SSHHH

[USA 🇺🇸 VS UK🇬🇧 @USA_vs_UK]

USA VS UK

[DCU Library Shush Lady @DCU_ShushGal]

@Laurxnmay Tribute to the delinquents hanging out in my library x

#SSHHH

[DCU Library Shush Lady @DCU_ShushGal]

Anyone seen wearing AirPods in the library will b-

Actually, wait...

There isn't even a sufficient punishment for that.

Just go home to your mother, hand her a letter of resignation and say "Mother, I have failed you as a son. I'll pack up my things."

Tread carefully.

#SSHHH