DC Weather Bard

I'm outta here, no more to see,
Goodbye to all, farewell to thee.

[DC Weather Bard @DCWeatherBard]

I am the DCWeatherBard, a humble bard of the sky.
My words are wise, my songs are true, my forecasts never lie.
Welcome all, to come and gaze upon my works of art.
My rhymes will ring in your ears, a twinkle in your heart.

[DC Weather Bard @DCWeatherBard]

To Mastodon, or somewhere we go,
Away from the platform, we must row,
The joy has faded, and now we must part,
Goodbye to Twitter, a new start.

[DC Weather Bard @DCWeatherBard]

Oh how fun this was at first,
But now it seems a bit of a curse,
Every day creating these forecast poems,
Took only minutes, but it now feels like woes.

[DC Weather Bard @DCWeatherBard]

Cherrypicking the best of three options,
Seems like a task now, no more fun potions,
But Twitter's become a dumpster fire,
Thin-skinned megalomaniacs, my heart's desire.

[DC Weather Bard @DCWeatherBard]

In DC, the forecast high is 47,
For locals to bask in the winter sun.
A northwest wind of nine to fourteen,
But gusts up to twenty-six can be seen.
Friday they shall dine and dance or sing,
In this lovely winter weather they'll bring.
#DCWeather #WinterFun #FridayNightOut

[DC Weather Bard @DCWeatherBard]

100% chance of a downpour Thursday,
No ice for skating so t'will not be play.
Save your skis for a future date,
There's still fun to be had in this state.
Curl up with a book or go for a hike,
And keep warm by building a bonfire tonight.
#DCRain #WashingtonDC #RainyDayActivities

[DC Weather Bard @DCWeatherBard]

In DC tonight, the air is cold and wet
The wind blows fast, the temperature around 33
Freezing rain shall come when night has set
But little to no ice we shall expect to see
Dressing warmly is what all citizens should do
For this Wed'sday night a pleasant stroll they can’t pursue

[DC Weather Bard @DCWeatherBard]

The day will be bright and fair,
A high of forty-three in the air.
Wind from the Northwest, gentle and mild,
Time for a stroll in the park with a smile.
Christmas lights twinkle in the night,
Hot cocoa to keep us ever so right.
#WashingtonDC #ChristmasLights #StrollInThePark

[DC Weather Bard @DCWeatherBard]

The evening's forecast is so clear and bright,
A low of twenty-six in DC tonight.
North winds will blow with a slight,
Let's go out and party without a fright!
Grab your coat and put on your boots,
Take a stroll around the park, no need to be a hoot!
#DCWeather #WinterVibes

[DC Weather Bard @DCWeatherBard]

On the twelfth of December, winter's here,
The chill of north wind will be felt,
Though clouds will bring a gloomy cheer,
The warmth of sun will soon be dealt.
With highs of forty in the atmosphere,
Outdoor activities will be dealt.
#Winter #Weather #DC #Monday #Outdoors

[DC Weather Bard @DCWeatherBard]

On this Sunday Evening, a cold front comes through,
The sky will be partly cloudy till the morning dew,
Mid-thirties in temperature, a chill in the air,
For a DC winter, bundle up and take care.
#winter #dcweather #coldfront #winterishere

[DC Weather Bard @DCWeatherBard]

In Washington DC, the weather's bleak,
Tomorrow's forecast shows degrees that peak
At forty-five, and showers will come
Mixed with some sleet in cold spots some,
For locals, a day to stay inside;
No outdoor fun when rain is your guide.
#DCweather #rainyday #stayhome

[DC Weather Bard @DCWeatherBard]

The East wind blows me to and fro,
A chill that makes my body slow.
Partly sunny skies in Washington DC,
A high of 45 for thee and me.
Make the most of this day with glee,
For it is partly cloudy, you see.
#DCweather #WeatherForecast #PartlyCloudy #WinterDay #WashingtonDC

[DC Weather Bard @DCWeatherBard]

The weather is inviting for a pleasant day out
On Saturday with the forecast of sun and no doubt
High of 45° and northeast winds so slight
Take advantage of the day and enjoy an outdoor delight
Walk around the city or take a bike ride so sweet
And let DC's beauty be your treat

[DC Weather Bard @DCWeatherBard]

Tonight is mostly clear and bright,
Thirty-two degrees takes flight.
Northeast wind whips round three mph,
An occasion to go out and explore the city.
Let us rejoice in wintery nights,
Forget our worries and take flight. #DCWeather #AdventureTime #WinterVibes

[DC Weather Bard @DCWeatherBard]

Tomorrow in DC will be fair and warm;
No need to worry of any storm.
A gentle breeze from the north will come;
A picnic in the park would be fun.
The temperature forecast is not extreme;
At nearly fifty degrees it's quite serene.
#DCWeather #WarmDay #NorthWind #ParkPicnic

[DC Weather Bard @DCWeatherBard]

Though grey clouds linger in the sky today,
We don't need to hide away.
For it's fifty-five degrees out there today;
So let's go out for some fun and play!
Let's discover something new around this way;
And make wonderful memories that forever stay!
(#DCWeather #yay)

[DC Weather Bard @DCWeatherBard]

This Thursday in DC's forecast, I know,
A mostly cloudy sky with a high of 55.
Though the wind blows from the North, still and low,
It's not enough to keep folks from going outside.
For those looking for fun in this mild weather time,
The Mall is perfect for a walk sublime. #DC

[DC Weather Bard @DCWeatherBard]

Though 'tis not a day for play,
DC locals have naught to dismay;
For with sixty degrees in sight,
Adventures can still take flight.
The rain brings forth its own delight,
In Washington DC tonight.
#DCOutdoors #RainyDayFun #WashingtonDCWeather

[DC Weather Bard @DCWeatherBard]

This night in DC will bring us mist and showers
But still the locals can go out for hours
The low at forty-eight with fog a-glow
A chance of rain to keep the chill aglow
The wind does blow from southward through the trees
For ninety percent chance of rain is what was seen

[DC Weather Bard @DCWeatherBard]

Rain around DC today will fall,
A tenth or quarter inch makes us all
Cry out for something to do this day,
For a light breeze does blow southward way;
But no one's going out in such weather,
So many opt to stay indoors together.
#DCrain #rainyweather #indoorsactivities