Dr.Cabbage

I'm just a slim jim in a big chungus world

[Dr.Cabbage @DCabbage101]

@al_pal_art You can't put fart but my tenatcool named sea queef, my scyther named cum bender, my munchlax obese shart, my clefa named moon sperm and my gyrados named bussy are all ok?

[Dr.Cabbage @DCabbage101]

@Vendetta_FGC And fox has been explained plenty of times below. He fast boi. He covers the matchups I don't enjoy with byleth or sephiroth

[Dr.Cabbage @DCabbage101]

@Vendetta_FGC Being able to up b into stage and your opponent can't approach at all is insane. Byleth also has an insane recovery and her up air catches so much. Although not used too often (besides up smash) her smashes are bonkers. Down destroys shield, side smash tipper kills way too early

[Dr.Cabbage @DCabbage101]

@Montoezz Now you just gotta hop back into league

[Dr.Cabbage @DCabbage101]

I'll be streaming Pokémon Brilliant Diamond tonight at 5:30 CST at https://t.co/2aInJ5MrQV
I'll be needing some names for all the Pokémon I catch

[Dr.Cabbage @DCabbage101]

@Montoezz She is quite the chonkster

[Dr.Cabbage @DCabbage101]

@Montoezz Mmm refreshing

[Dr.Cabbage @DCabbage101]

@Montoezz What can I sayyyy I'm a sucker for good deals

[Dr.Cabbage @DCabbage101]

@Montoezz Go ahead and turn off the depression cause you can be spooky any time of the year not just October

[Dr.Cabbage @DCabbage101]

@Montoezz And I'm here to be the background character to your alcoholic anime

[Dr.Cabbage @DCabbage101]

@Montoezz Had to hit you with that wombo combo

[Dr.Cabbage @DCabbage101]

@Montoezz So pretty

[Dr.Cabbage @DCabbage101]

@Montoezz We can hate men together

[Dr.Cabbage @DCabbage101]

@Montoezz Semantics

[Dr.Cabbage @DCabbage101]

@LilChu__ Here's my collection. I was young and dumb and threw away my gold version when the battery died internally. I had sun, X, platinum and ultra moon at one point idk where they're at now though

[Dr.Cabbage @DCabbage101]

@Montoezz You should've worn it like a bandana to appease her

[Dr.Cabbage @DCabbage101]

@Montoezz Have you tried wiping your ass from back to front? That could make you have enough disgrace it'll leave you first

[Dr.Cabbage @DCabbage101]

@Montoezz Hearing of your steamy Hershey Squirt war stories makes me glad to know I'm not the only one with a nonfunctional bowel system