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[AYO💡💡 @sepril23NG]

The rate of Igbo and Yoruba couples getting married in that Nigeria is enough for me to stop blaming my Igbo/yoruba parent

The two tribes hate themselves and fight Sunday to Sunday on the internet only to intermarry every weekend 🤦

[SportsDokita (Odogwu ☝️) @Sports_Doctor2]

Mikel: “Is it true you made £150 million during your 8 years in China?”

Oscar: “I put my entire salary into a separate account and never touched it once. My family and I lived off the match bonuses because they were already huge.”

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

“When Chibok happened, it was the fault of President Jonathan. They went all over the world and asked President Jonathan to bring back the children. But when this (Oyo kidnap) happened, it is the irresponsibility of the state governor and the state government.”
— Seyi Makinde.

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

It’s been quite a row, thank you for making it so special 🚣🏼🇳🇴❤️

[sasha na copa @lobotosasha]

HAHAHAHAHA OS CARAS ESTÃO INDO LONGE DEMAIS NOS MEMES

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

My former neighbor sponsored his wife’s education. He bought her a car and took good care of her.

One time, my younger brother overheard her on the phone talking with a man. She hid behind the window while receiving the call.

"If I handle your dick eeh, you go confirm."

I believe my former neighbor later found out about her behavior, so he started punishing her.

He seized her car keys and stopped her from coming to his shop at Lagos island.

They moved out about 2 years later.

I bumped into him one time and saw that he was looking seriously ill.

He died in 2024.

End.

[BOOMLUCK⚽️🏀 @Boomluck1zz]

Someone on TikTok predicted the whole knockout stage of the World Cup and he has gotten everything right so far 😳

[Abiodun @bin_gbada]

The 2026 World Cup is presently ongoing. Nigeria failed to qualify for the World Cup but the National Sports commission budgeted 6,440,000,000 ($4.6 million) as “Special presidential support group for 2026 World Cup qualifiers”

How???

[BudgIT Nigeria @BudgITng]

Wait till you see what we found.

• ₦3.5bn for a Technical & Vocational Training College in Kaduna.
• ₦1.4bn for road construction in Ogun.
• ₦700m for dental X-ray machines and dental chairs in Ekiti.

All under the National Commission for Almajiri and Out-of-School Children Education.

And this wasn't a one-off.

While analysing the 2026 budget, we found 11,122 constituency projects worth ₦6.93 trillion that blur agency mandates, making it harder for Nigerians to follow the money and hold the right institutions accountable.

We unpacked what this means for the credibility of the 2026 budget in our Federal Government Approved Budget Analysis.

Every Nigerian needs to know what the government is doing. Read 👉 https://t.co/nxkE5yEr64

[Technical Ben @TechnicalBben]

Once you learn how to shop directly from China, E.g Temù or shien your wardrobe changes completely. Call me cheap I don't care I ain't rich, I don't do fraud.😭

It's knowing what to search for.

Here's my style after making plenty of mistakes.

1. T-shirts:

Skip 100% polyester unless you're buying gym wear.

Instead, search:
• 100% Cotton
• Combed Cotton
• Heavyweight Cotton
• 240-300 GSM Cotton
• Premium Cotton
• Mercerized Cotton

The heavier the GSM, the thicker and more premium the shirt usually feels.

2. Jeans:

Denim Jeans
Temu is surprisingly good for denim if you know what to search.

Search:
• Denim Jeans
• Cotton Denim
• Raw Denim
• Selvedge Denim (if available)
• 98% Cotton + 2% Elastane
• 99% Cotton

Avoid jeans with high polyester content. The more cotton, the better they'll age and feel.

3. Body-hug clothing:

Search:
• Ribbed Knit
• Modal
• Viscose Blend
• Cotton-Spandex Blend

They hold their shape much better than cheap polyester.

4. Hoodies
Search:
• 400 GSM
• French Terry
• Cotton Fleece
• Heavyweight Hoodie

5. Chains
Search:
• 316L Stainless Steel
• Titanium Steel
• PVD Gold Plated
• Vacuum Plated

These are far more resistant to fading than ordinary fashion jewelry.

6. Earrings
Search:
• 925 Sterling Silver
• 316L Stainless Steel
• Hypoallergenic
• Moissanite (if you're buying stones)

7. Scarves
Search:
• Mulberry Silk
• Silk Blend
• Cashmere Blend
• Wool Blend
• Viscose

Avoid the shiny, thin polyester scarves if you're after a premium look.

8. Loafers
Search:
• Genuine Leather
• Cow Leather
• Full Grain Leather (rare but worth looking for)
• Rubber Outsole

9. Sneakers
Search:
• Rubber Outsole
• EVA Midsole
• Breathable Mesh
• Leather Upper
• Stitched Sole

Pictures lie a lot

The description usually tells the truth.

Here's how I shop:

1. Read the material composition before anything else.

2. Sort by Most Orders or Best Selling, not cheapest.

3. Only buy products with lots of reviews or pictures or even better when a Nigerian has purchased it before they always tell the truth.

4. Read the 1-star reviews first. They'll tell you what the seller won't.

5. Look at customer photos, not the product photos.

6. Check the weight of the product. Better quality clothing is often heavier.

7. Read the size chart. Don't assume your Nigerian size matches.

8. If the title has words like "luxury," "premium," or "designer" but the material is 100% polyester, not everything but still move on.

Your best friend isn't the product picture.

It's the material, the reviews, and the customer photos.

That's how you separate the gems from the junk.

I hope this help.

Things are to expensive for a country this poor.

[Adéyemí @DCarefulOne]

@Iyedorcas @tk_ibrahiim Inside the bush?

[Fola Olatunji-David @folasanwo]

Croatia scored a perfectly fair goal against Portugal last minute, VAR claimed it touched someone’s head, 100 camera angles could not show it touching, but the ref said the sensor beeped.

Please I want you guys to take a second to imagine what this TL would have said if it was against Argentina, not Portugal.

Cc: @femibakre @mc_lively_

Today, Norway took a goal kick that hit the camera in the roof of the stadium and dropped back to an English player and England scored from that.
Again, please imagine if that was Argentina. This TL for don hot since.

Mbappe’s goal for France this week was assisted by a player who did hand ball, but the ref/VAR didn’t cancel the goal. No outrage from TL.

The craziest part to me is, Argentina haven’t been awarded 1 single wrong call. They haven’t scored what should have been cancelled, and haven’t had a goal cancelled that shouldn’t have been. But agenda…

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

FIFA President is from Switzerland.
The referee is from Portugal.

No matter how you spin it, this setup has destroyed all controversies. 😅

[Adéyemí @DCarefulOne]

@Georgeenduranc6 @jon_d_doe

[Adéyemí @DCarefulOne]

@The6iXpath @jon_d_doe

[Adéyemí @DCarefulOne]

@Georgeenduranc6 @jon_d_doe

[Rance @son_of_uki]

i have a theory that we live in a matrix.
from childhood clips to global stadiums, certain players are filmed, protected and promoted as if the script was written before they could speak.
the camera follows them, the spotlight isolates them

it’s not random at all that we’ve seen ronaldo sweeping the streets before stardom;
neymar being interviewed as a child;
messi bathing yamal;

this pattern suggests something deeper than coincidence
the cameras do not find them by accident. the system identifies them early… their childhood moments are archived why??? it is prophecy in boots. and maybe, just maybe, the stars were never random. they were selected by the system long before the world started watching

[Ras kongoiyah1 @congoiyah1]

General Abacha had appetite

chewed capitalism like cake

₦22 to $1 for 5 years

Reserves:$494M to $9.6B

Debt: $36B to $27B

Inflation:54% to 8.5%

Nigeria still grew

Babywrong was shaken

They eliminated him

We want another General

28yrs of democracy $1=1377
Seen?

[🇦🇷RestricePlanox❤️💙 @RPlanox]

Cristiano Ronaldo said winning the EUROs with Portugal was “equivalent to winning a World Cup.”

His fans also claim he “has the streets.”

So let’s ask the actual streets:

🇦🇷 Argentina’s 2022 World Cup homecoming:
4–5 MILLION people flooded Buenos Aires.

The crowd was so enormous that the bus parade had to be abandoned and the players evacuated into helicopters.

🇵🇹 Portugal’s EURO 2016 homecoming:
Around 5,000 welcomed the team at the official Lisbon celebration, with thousands more along the route.

One trophy brought an entire country to a standstill.

The other brought a crowd to Lisbon.

The EUROs can be Ronaldo’s personal World Cup.

But the streets already showed us what the real World Cup means. 🇦🇷🐐

[Dr Kemi Olunloyo🇳🇬 @drkemiofnigeria]

🚨OGBOMOSHO ABDUCTION FRAUD
Focus on the bigger picture and think outside the box🧠

Many questions on OriireLG Oyo state🇳🇬video and photos. There was no security operation whatsoever. The government is lying to you. You are already brainwashed. They simply handed them back to Makinde under pressure transferred from the north back to the south 🙄🗣️

🚨Why are 29 people in the pictures instead of 44 gathered that 2 were killed?
🚨Why is the principal thanking Tinubu and security agencies but not the governor Makinde AND NIGERIANS?
🚨Why did the President never call the governor?
🚨Where are all their school uniforms?
🚨Why is the principal’s speech rehearsed?
🚨Why were biscuits distributed to distract the kids not to talk about where they were?
🚨Why are the arrested terrorists not paraded?

Oriire na water💦 😏😏😏

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