Dallas

I’m kind of an adult now and I’m not sure what to do with my hands. Snapchat: dallas_carroll

[Dallas @DCarroll81]

Hi welcome to Michigan where every week day between 3:30 and 6:30 there’s bumper to bumper traffic on every street you drive on because apparently there’s more people in the metro Detroit area than you would have imagined being on the entire planet, go fuck yourself

[Peter Finch @PeterFinchGolf]

TAYLORMADE STEALTH 2 BUNDLE GIVEAWAY!! 🎁🤩

TO ENTER ⬇️👀
- Follow me and @TaylorMadeTour
- RETWEET this post
- Also enter on TikTok and Insta as we will be picking a platform out of a 🎩 and choosing a winner from there! 🏆

Good luck all and hope you’re having a lovely 2023!

[Tom Segura AKA Mr. Ladybug @tomsegura]

I was basically doing this

[Tom Segura AKA Mr. Ladybug @tomsegura]

I know it sounds crazy but it really happened... dunking 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

I have decided I am going to use my platform to elevate marginalized voices. I have been irresponsible with my position of privilege. I don’t care if I lose fans. I am going to step aside and give a voice to the voiceless. Starting this Saturday at 9pm Pacific. Let’s go baby!

[yannispappas @yannispappas]

Don’t forget to exercise your individuality. Individuality requires maintenance or your soul atrophies and leaves you vulnerable to manipulation and control. So, do 4 sets of devils advocate, 5 contrarian arguments—assume the position of your opposition & practice empathy, daily.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

I am perplexed by the leftists who spent four years in paralyzing, obsessive despair because they didn’t like the president. I feel no despair right now. Took my kids to the zoo today. Going fishing tomorrow. Living my life. No inclination to weep in the streets.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Rough night for Kanye so far but it’s still early

[bert kreischer @bertkreischer]

Is this a joke @tomsegura

[dre @DrePerrone]

I've just tested positive for being a silly goose

[saint anthony @Anthmoceri]

Just put two and two together

[TJ🦍 @Mr_Santiagos]

I still think about this

[Woez @Woezzz_]

Honestly the year the clowns tried to kill us was better

[DWade @DwyaneWade]

Bald Wade was a problem

[4 ⭑ Goku Uniform @ObroTweets]

Nigga rapped in Times New Roman

[™️Marcus  @TheMisterMarcus]

I’m never deleting this app. Y’all can go to HELL. 😂

[Mike Miller @MikeMiller_13]

“Mike Miller’s a TOP 5 Dunker of all-time.” -Paul Pierce, probably.

[Makkswell @Makkswell3___]

Lactose intolerant people who love all things dairy

[dre @DrePerrone]

Lil Pump looks like Mickey Rourke from Ironman 2 😂😂😂

[Circle @KeegsBurner]

a relationship where you can both act like idiots together>>>