Greta VanYEET

Twitter’s equivalent to ramen noodles

[Greta VanYEET @DCarrubba]

My mom always asks me,
"Dom when will you grow up?"
Little do you know mom I just signed up for a ShopRite price plus card so jokes on u

[Greta VanYEET @DCarrubba]

@capsf1sh

[Greta VanYEET @DCarrubba]

@SNYGiants @Connor_J_Hughes Giants should not overspend for a WR1 just for Nabers to come back next year & take primary target %

The goal should be another WR2 as a downfield threat alongside WanDale, who should be the primary focus of the passing game

Get a cheap rental with upside & don’t sell the farm.

[MC Squared @mcsquared34]

A new capitalist nightmare just dropped

[Greta VanYEET @DCarrubba]

@vzmercogliano Congrats Vince!! Well deserved

[Greta VanYEET @DCarrubba]

@BtBiggs16 Bro shut up

[Lauren Rinaldi 🧚‍♀️ @LRinaldiArt]

Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn’t in the Epstein files, I’ll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I’ll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards

[Wimbledon @Wimbledon]

Five-set fights and a ferocious forehand. Taylor Fritz, your tennis at The Championships 2025 has been a pleasure to watch 👏

Congratulations on a brilliant run at #Wimbledon

[Taylor Fritz @Taylor_Fritz97]

Someone on @LeagueOfLegends told me to go touch grass so I did

[Greta VanYEET @DCarrubba]

@OriginalSixClub @vzmercogliano Dude shut up

[Roxy @RoxyTall]

i loooove videos like this because when they get to the “work” portion of their day it’s basically what children do in daycare

[Banger Archive @bangerarchive]

he was so real for this

[Sprocket Springberry @sabatonfan69]

We’re all headed down to the dmv to cough with our mouths open if you don’t have plans tonight

[prayingforexits 🏴‍☠️ @mrexits]

Silicon Valley was literally a 10/10 no notes kind of show

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

The Rizzler is like if Grogu was from Jersey City.

[YNW Mel Blanc @EricTrillman_]

Watching The Rizzler’s rise got me feeling like Terrio didn’t have the right team around him

[Greg Wyshynski @wyshynski]

Lightning and Hurricanes postponed by lightning and hurricanes

[Get ‘Em Eazy! @ChampIAN_33]

A Chrysler 300 looks like a Phantom…until a Phantom pulls up 😂

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

Social media guy who's in charge of making sure Biden doesn't wear a MAGA hat while out and about:

[CJ @CJenkins_Wx]

Onion and Garlic powder in the spice cabinet