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Having fun with the ridiculousness of the DC news machine and those who fuel it. Stay classy D.C.

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@ErinMBarlow @EITMonline Well that explains the duh-huh!

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@Eitmonline Tyler, please check E’s pronunciation.
Sham-ba-la, like the 3 Dog Night song!

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@EITMonline Don’t eat probiotic yogurt before dining nude!

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@EITMonline my Florida house is in a 55+. One adult has to be 55 but the spouse/partner can be younger. I know one couple where the wife is 42.

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@EITMonline A Bariatric Chamber

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@EITMonline Diane, Bariatric means fat! Hyperbaric chamber is what you are looking for.

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@KylieJaneKremer OMG! ARE YOU THAT FUCKING STUPID?

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@EITMonline Since You Been Gone - Rainbow. The happy breakup song.

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@thecampaignbook You entitled fucking dick. Loved your performance from the back of a police car last time. Threaten me and

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@JoeTalkShow Tell me you liked Kendrick Lamar last year. Did you understand anything he said?

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@EITMonline https://t.co/TJQWr0LAEw

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@EITMonline How about Hocus Pocus

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@NUCLRGOLF @BrysonLegion He’s a fucking asshole, Bryson! Quit kissing his ass.

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@EITMonline
Leaving your car while pumping gas is not recommended due to safety risks like fire and theft. It is best to turn off the engine, take the keys, lock the doors, and remain with the vehicle to supervise the fueling process. 

Risks of leaving your car

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@lotus6674 @NFLonFOX Maybe after I pull out of your wife.

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@EITMonline My 94 year old father hired a moving company twice to move out of Assisted Living. The staff called me and I put a stop to it.
Unless someone has been appointed a guardian you can’t legally stop him but we stretched the rules a little to stop him.

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