DICK COCKENSON

BOOOOOO PZHD OC PARODY ACCOUNT GET A LOAD OF THIS GUYY BOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRO THINK HE PART OF THE TEAM

[DICK COCKENSON @DCockenson]

//hhi i made this account for shits and giggles and bc i was getting fomo ok.....ive never done a parody acc before and im actually terrified of everypony i interact with ok.,yes ok

thjs is jusr an oc rp accout and everythig i sauy is in character unless it has //at tbe begin ok

[DICK COCKENSON @DCockenson]

@ConnethTheDots lmao imagin e

[DICK COCKENSON @DCockenson]

theyre annoying as fuck honestly

[DICK COCKENSON @DCockenson]

so turns out thats a they and im???? going???????? im going with them???????????? somewhere❓ what

[DICK COCKENSON @DCockenson]

another stinky asshole bumped into me on purpose and laughed at me and then he tried to make conversation with me i should be legally allowed to kill people i think

[DICK COCKENSON @DCockenson]

another stinky asshole bumped into me on purpose and laughed at me and then he tried to make conversation with me i should be legally allowed to kill people i think

[DICK COCKENSON @DCockenson]

yall just porns to me

[DICK COCKENSON @DCockenson]

i smell great go fuck yourself

[DICK COCKENSON @DCockenson]

honestly he probably didnt even see me at all but I SAW HIM and i took the longer path home like a DUMBASS so i took like 10 more minutes to get home but whatever atleast im not DEAD so i get home and discover that my stupid ass cat jumped in the toilet. cool. So how was your day

[DICK COCKENSON @DCockenson]

so i was at my usual spot right. Outta cat food so i went to the store to get cat food and it was next to my favorite cafe so i went to my favorite cafe and i had my laptop with me and i ordered my usual right. just routine over there at this point and i was thinking maybe Hm i c

[DICK COCKENSON @DCockenson]

them and just walk a little faster to avoid them and you know who i fucking see. that gigantic terrifying dude i talked about a few weeks ago like a few meters away from me Oh my fucking god im about to die so i bust a right bust a left dodge his ass take an alternate route