Mr. Cold

Life is my Wife,Music is my Mistress,Fun is my Son,Laughter is my Daughter. I just get through the day tryin to find somethin to make me smile

[Mr. Cold @DCold313]

Who in the hell did they ask on this survey?!

[RyanPatrick🇺🇸🦅 @RyanHatesGovt]

Who the hell does these surveys?

[RyanPatrick🇺🇸🦅 @RyanHatesGovt]

Who the hell does these surveys?

[Mr. Cold @DCold313]

Funniest man that ever lived

[Dope thrills @essa_muse]

Don Rickles launched a full roast missile and not a single stiff face in sight.

Don Rickles was on a level of his own.

He looks at Governor Reagan and refuses to even say his name right.

“Reagan… Reegan… whatever they call you. I don’t care.”

Reagan is crying laughing the entire time.

Nothing but absolute fearlessness in front of a future president.

“Black, white, Jew, Gentile we’re all working for one cause. Figuring out how you became governor.”

I still watch this and not believe they actually let him say half of it, the good times are gone

[たろうまる @taroinagaki025]

これはヤバすぎ！
ブルース◦リーって超人すぎる！

[Harrington Hates Wrestling @ExCaLiBuR2O]

3 mins of Stone Cold hellbent on trying to break the Undertaker! 💀

And Taker was fighting for his life here 😭🤣

[Johnny B. Good @Cat5SMASHICANE]

It was only on Fox from 1990 to 94, but it produced pure comedy gold on every episode. I wish it had a longer run, of course, but the stars all got so popular that they had no problem transitioning into movie stars after. Im so glad these clips will live on forever. After In Living Color went off they added Mad TV which was absolutely hilarious also.

[HOV_DID🐻 @_HOV_DID]

What a masterpiece. They really should've made more together.

[Mr. Cold @DCold313]

Classic

[Gardas @Gardas111]

The best team ever

[Cartoon Fun Times @funcartun]

This masterpiece was created 90 years ago (Not for children) ✨

[Be Believing @Be_Believing]

The mascot had no idea that approaching the security guard would turn into one of the most legendary moments in Astros history. 🤣

[Koki @KayexHenry]

One of the greatest verses ever written, he is forever in my top 5 of all time

[Hollywood Horror Museum @horrormuseum]

There will never be anyone like Don Rickles

[Overtime @overtime]

My goodness… 😳

Take a minute and watch GG BANKS 💰

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

DL Hughley on Zohran Mamdani: “This Muslim is putting Christians to shame. There is more to say for a man that lifts the poor, that feeds the hungry, that walks among the people, than powerful white men who consort with a pedophile. Who’s the more Christlike?”

[J’ae VESper 🩸 @TheJaeVESper]

Former NFL star Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson says he saved 83% of his $48,000,000 career earnings by wearing $10 fake jewelry from Claire's and flying Spirit Airlines.

Johnson says he was so focused early in his career that he lived at the Bengals' facility for his first two seasons.

> “Everything I need is right here.”

When teammates told him to buy expensive watches and jewelry...

He couldn't understand why.

> “What's the point?”

Instead of buying diamonds...

> “I went to Claire's. Who buy real diamonds when nobody’s gonna check ’em anyway?”

He says his name was already worth more than anything money could buy.

> “There's nothing I can buy that's bigger than my name.”

He also never understood spending tens of thousands on luxury watches.

> “What time is it?”

> “Time is free.”

Looking back, Johnson says that mindset is why he still has most of the money he earned.

> “I done saved 80–83% of my salary.”

[ESPN @espn]

OH MY 🤯

KEVIN OWENS IS BACK! #SummerSlam

[Sports Streaming... @SportsStream1ng]

This kid had 25 seconds to make 4 shots for $10,000… and he became a legend.❤️

[Peter Appel @PeterAppel23]

The Hard Truth About the Tarik Skubal Trade to the Dodgers

From the guy who broke the news