DaddingTheCollapse

I'm 40 and just lost my job. I have a wife and two kids. We're all stuck in the house together until the apocalypse blows over. Hilarity ensues.

[DaddingTheCollapse @DCollapse]

Honey-do lists before lockdown were cute... fold five shirts and get bananas. Now it's remodel the whole house and get bananas.

[DaddingTheCollapse @DCollapse]

I was having to go to work until yesterday. That meant showering when I came home felt like I was a fucking hero saving my family. Now I just shower because I smell terrible. A lot less satisfying.

[DaddingTheCollapse @DCollapse]

I told my 4yo daughter yesterday that Daddy is going to have a lot of stay home days. Her response: " our house is gonna smell like toots". She just gets it.