DCon

#DUVAL

#LakeShow

Divorced Dad who moved back to Lincoln.

#JAGUARS

#GBR

#MagicTheGathering

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

So ultimately, the whole point of this war was solely that we could pay more for gas and set tens of billions of dollars on fire?

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

This is enough money to cover universal free college for every US student for nearly a decade btw

[DCon @DCon292]

@SleeperNFL PARKER WASHINGTON BAYBAY

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

MAGA Influencer Riley Gaines caught on camera taking directions on what to say to her dumb gullible fans.

It’s all an act.

[DCon @DCon292]

@MikeBirnigglia Poor Sol Ruca

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 NEW: 97 pardoned Jan. 6 rioters have already been returned to prison for new crimes.

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

❌ DONALD TRUMP & JEFFREY EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS and I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who these monsters are and why the incriminating portions of The Epstein Files have suddenly disappeared.

Who is hiding what and why?

[Kurt Benkert @KurtBenkert]

If Trevor Lawrence can cut the weird 3-4 plays a game, he could be an MVP type candidate.

Sidenote, I’d love to see BTJ go nuclear this year. He spent so much of last szn dealing with his injury - last year isn’t who he actually is as a player.

[DCon @DCon292]

@CorporateEmoBro @DanhausenAD Come on dawg. We know Trump fucked that up.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Lieu: The president is not well. He has tremendous difficulty staying awake on the job. He has repeatedly fallen asleep at Cabinet meetings, at White House events, at a Memorial Day ceremony, and most recently at a very loud NBA game last night.

The White House needs to explain why Donald Trump keeps going to the hospital and taking cognitive tests.

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

Human money?!

During Danhausens most powerful time of the year?

🎃🎃🎃

[DCon @DCon292]

@SleeperNFL PARKER WASHINGTON

[ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ @justprince]

Trump is literally passed out slumped in his chair.

Wtf are we doing people

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

.@ZohranKMamdani yes hello it is Danhausen ~ Danhausen needs a giant floating Danhausen balloon ready for the parade that drops pizza and hot dog to all the New Yorkers.

Danhausen may be placed in between Snoopy and Garfield.

PS ~ give the muppet who lives in a garbage can an apartment so he can get off the streets and turn his life around.

[DCon @DCon292]

@JamieBonkiewicz @TeamPillen The horse didn't try hard enough

[DCon @DCon292]

@OrevaZSN Its pretty bad. Gen Z is going to have it worse than Millennials at this rate.

[bbno$ 👶🚫💰 @bbnomula]

this is genuinely terrifying wtf are we doing

[MMA Junkie @MMAJunkie]

Bryce Mitchell gives his thoughts on #UFCWhiteHouse.

"The government is supposed to protect us, not entertain us."

[DCon @DCon292]

@CMorrison042 @WWE @TripleH How crazy do you need?